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**NOTE: Barney is the only character in this show


Female Announcer:

Girls and boys, ladies and gentlemen, today’s appearance of Barney is made possible by….your imagination!


(Fog machine turns on as the Barney Theme Song starts up then after a few seconds, Barney pops through the set of curtains on stage)


(As the theme song plays, Barney adlibs and greets everyone)


Kid Chorus:

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, and when he’s tall he’s what we call a dinosaur sensation. Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him. Barney can be your friend too if you just make-believe him.


(Song Ends)


Barney:

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I’m so happy that so many of my friends are here today! We’re gonna have a Super-Dee-Duper time! Whatever we do, I know we’re gonna have fun, because we’ll all be spending this special time….together! *chuckles*


(Music Starts for “Being Together”)


I like to run and jump and play, there’s so many things to do. I like it even better when it’s with a friend or two. 


Barney & Kid Chorus:

Being together with friends is what I like to do. Being together with friends, together the whole day through. Any day, anytime, day or night, rain or shine, together with friends like you.


Barney: 

Everyday I learn new things and grow a little too. It only makes it better when it’s with a friend like you!


Barney & Kid Chorus:

Being together with friends is what I like to do. Being together with friends, together the whole day through. Any day, anytime, day or night, rain or shine, together with friends like you. Being together with friends like you.


(Song ends)


Barney:


Oh it makes me so happy spending this time with all my friends. And there are so many fun things we can do when we get together, like singing, dancing or playing games, oh and do you know what else I like to do with my friends? I like to enjoy a good laugh every once in a while. *chuckles* So come on everybody, let’s get silly! *chuckles*


(Music starts for “Laugh With Me”)


When I feel happy, I can smile the biggest smile I know. Then you can see my happies show. 


Barney & Kid Chorus:


Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee. Come on get silly and laugh with me. Giggle gaggle wiggle waggle ho, ho, ho. When your feeling happy let it show.


Barney: 


I got the sillies and when you got ‘em, you’ll be silly like me. I can’t stop laughing as you can see. *chuckles*


Barney & Kid Chorus:


Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee. Come on get silly and laugh with me. Giggle gaggle wiggle waggle ho, ho, ho. When you get the sillies let it show.


Barney:


I got a tickle it makes me wiggle it makes me jiggle too. Can’t hold it in I just got a giggle. Whoa! *chuckles*


Barney & Kid Chorus:

Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee. Come on get silly and laugh with me. Giggle gaggle wiggle waggle ho, ho, ho. I got a tickle here I go. Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee. Come on get silly and laugh with me. Giggle gaggle wiggle waggle ho, ho, ho. 


Barney:


When you’re feeling happy…


Kid Chorus:


Feeling happy…


Barney:


When you’ve got the sillies…


Kid Chorus: 


Got the sillies…


Barney:


When you’ve got a tickle…


Kid Chorus: Got a tickle…


Barney & Kid Chorus:


Let...it...show!!


(Song ends as it transitions to Mr. Knickerbocker)


Barney: 


*laughing* That was fun! Now here’s another one of my favorite songs. It’s a game and a song rolled into one. I think you know this one, so join in and sing along. *scats to the rest of the instrumental music*


Hey Mr. Knickerbocker boppity bop, I like-a the way that you boppity bop. I like-a the way that you boppity bop with your hands.


*Claps hands to the rhythm*


Very good! Now let’s boppity bop with our mouth. *chuckles*


Hey Mr. Knickerbocker boppity bop, I like-a the way that you boppity bop. I like-a the way that you boppity bop with your mouth.


*Taps cheeks to the rhythm*


Oh yeah! That’s it! 


Hey Mr. Knickerbocker boppity bop, I like-a the way that you boppity bop. Hey Mr. Knickerbocker boppity bop, I like-a the way that you boppity bop. Hey Mr. Knickerbocker boppity bop, I like-a the way that you boppity bop. Hey Mr. Knickerbocker boppity bop, I like-a the way that you boppity bop!


(Song ends)


Oh wow! You were fantastic! *chuckles* I’m having fun singing songs with all my friends, and the best part about singing is the music. And the best part about music is that you can make music in your own special way. It could be as easy as clapping your hands or stamping your feet. You can also play some musical instruments, like a drum, a saxaphone, a flute…


(Note: As Barney lists of each instrument, a sound effect is heard of each said instrument being played)


And so many other fun instruments. You can make music in your own special way, and that’s what makes it so wonderful.


(Music starts for “Music Is For Everyone”)


If you clap your hands and stamp your feet, you started making music ‘cause you started a beat. Maybe play a kazoo it’s so much fun. Music is for everyone. Music is great and it’s everywhere, it’ll make you smile as it fills the air. You can make music yes it’s lots of fun. Music is for everyone. Blow into a trumpet or a slide trombone, maybe play a tuba or a sousaphone. You can play the cymbals or a big bass drum. Music is for everyone. Music is great and it’s everywhere, it’ll make you smile as it fills the air. You can make music yes it’s lots of fun. Music is for everyone.


Barney & Kid Chorus: 


Music is great and it’s everywhere, it’ll make you smile as it fills the air. You can make music yes it’s lots of fun. Music is for everyone.


Barney: 


Yes it is!


(Song ends)


Oh boy, oh boy! I’m really enjoying this playtime with all my friends. Are you having fun too? I can’t hear you. Are you having fun!? Well, it sounds like your having a super...dee...duper time!! Of course we can always have fun no matter what, whether it’s sunny, snowy or rainy. And if we use our imaginations, we can pretend that all the raindrops are lemon drops and gumdrops. And we could catch them in our mouths, just like this.


(Music starts for If All the Raindrops)


Ah! *chuckles* Are you ready? Here we go! 


If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh what a rain that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops oh what a rain that would be.


Yummy! *chuckles* Now what if it was snowing?


If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh what a snow that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide…


Barney & Kid Chorus:


Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.


Barney:


If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh what a snow that would be.


OK. One...more...time!


If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh what a rain that would be.


Yes sir!


Standing outside with my mouth open wide.


Barney & Kid Chorus:


Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.


Barney: 


If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, oh what a rain that would be. *chuckles*


(Song ends)


Mmm..that was a yummy snack. Now let’s see...what should we do now? We’ve sang some songs, we made some music, and we’ve used our imaginations...oh I know! Do you wanna play a game? You do? *chuckles* Good! I know a fun one that we can play! Ok everybody, make your hands into a spider, like this. That’s it. Now let’s sing Itsy Bitsy Spider.


(Music Starts for Itsy Bitsy Spider)


Come on sing along. *chuckles* The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain, and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.


That was fun! Let’s do it again.


The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain, and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.


Whoa! There he goes again! *chuckles*


The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain, and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.


(Music ends)


Oh that was stu-u-u-pendous! *chuckles* You were all great spiders. Say, would you like to play another game with me? *chuckles* Great!


(Music starts for The Clapping Song)


Just watch me and do what I do, ok?


This is a song and a clapping game it’s so much fun to play. You can do it with a group, you can do it by yourself, you can do it most everyday, just listen now. *claps to rhythm* Have you got it? *claps to rhythm* 


*chuckles* I think you do!


Now it’s going to be your turn to try the clapping part. You can do it real loud or do it real soft, but get ready ‘cause we’re going to start, here we go now. *claps to rhythm* Once more now. *claps to rhythm*


Very good! 


The good thing about this clapping is that the rhythm will never, never change. But the things we’re going to clap on may seem a little strange. On your stomach now. *claps on stomach to rhythm* On your shoulders. *taps shoulders to rhythm*


Wow! Your doing great! Keep it up!


The good thing about this clapping is that the rhythm will never, never change. But the things we’re going to clap on may seem a little strange. On your knees now. *claps on knees to rhythm* On your hips now. *claps on hips to rhythm*


*chuckles* That was funny! *chuckles*


Here is the end of the clapping song it’s sung in many lands. Just to make us feel good on the very last time everybody clap with your hands. Here we go now! *claps hands to rhythm* Last time now! *claps hands to rhythm* Yeah!


(Song ends)


Barney: 


That was super-dee-duper! *chuckles* You all did so good, you should clap for yourselves. *claps again* Now stamp your feet. *stamps his feet* Now shout hooray! *chuckles* 


(Music starts for “If You’re Happy and You Know It”)


Come on everybody, sing along with me! 


If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. (Hands clapping) If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. (Hands clapping) If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. (Hands clapping)


Very good! Now get ready to stamp your feet.


If you’re happy and you know it, stamp your feet. (Feet stamping) If you’re happy and you know it, stamp your feet. (Feet stamping) If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you’re happy and you know it, stamp your feet. (Feet stamping)


Those are happy feet! And now let me hear your happy voices. *chuckles*


If you’re happy and you know it, shout hooray. Hooray! If you’re happy and you know it, shout hooray. Hooray! If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you’re happy and you know it, shout hooray. Hooray!


Your doing great! Now let’s put all three things together.


If you’re happy and you know it, do all three. (Hands clapping, feet stamping) Hooray! If you’re happy and you know it, do all three. (Hands clapping, feet stamping) Hooray! If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you’re happy and you know it, do all three. (Hands clapping, feet stamping) Hooray!


(Song ends)


Tee-Riffic! *chuckles* I can tell that your all very happy! And when my friends are happy, that makes me happy too! *chuckles* OK, are you ready to learn a dance? Oh good, because I know a dance that’s lots of fun, and I think you’ll really like it. So stand up, get your dancing shoes on….


(Music starts for The Dino Dance)


And away we go! There’s a new dance craze sweeping the country and it’s called the Dino Dance. It’s a lot of fun and we all hope you’ll give it a chance. Are you ready now, ‘cause it goes like this!


*chuckles* Oh boy!


First you hop, hop, hop all over the place. Shake your dino tail, while you make a funny face. Everybody start twisting and turning. We’ll have a lot of fun while we’re learning to do...the Dino Dance.


Are you dancing too? Come on, it’s fun! Just listen to the words and do what we do! Are you ready now, ‘cause it goes like this! Whoa!


Barney & Kid Chorus:


First you hop, hop, hop all over the place. Shake your dino tail, while you make a funny face. Everybody start twisting and turning. We’ll have a lot of fun while we’re learning to do...the Dino Dance. It’s a lot of fun as you can see a dance just right for you and me, so come on.


Barney: 


Come on, everybody! I know you can do it! This will be so much fun! Now it goes...like...this!


Barney & Kid Chorus:


First you hop, hop, hop all over the place. Shake your dino tail (shake, shake) while you make a funny face. Everybody start twisting and turning. We’ll have a lot of fun while we’re learning to do...the Dino Dance. We’re gonna do...the Dino Dance.


(Song ends)


Oh boy, what a fun dance! You were Super...Dee...Duper! *chuckles* You helped make this a very special day. I’m so happy that I had friends like you to spend this special playtime with. 


(Music starts for A Friend Like You)


I’m so happy your the one that’s here today, having fun. Wherever we go, whatever we do, it’s better with a friend like you.


Barney & Kid Chorus:


Everything’s better with a friend. Everything’s better with a friend like you. Playing, pretending, whatever we do, it’s better with a friend like you. Everything’s better with a friend. Everything’s better with a friend like you. Playing, pretending, whatever we do, it’s better with a friend like you. Playing, pretending, whatever we do, it’s better with a friend like you.


(Song ends)


Barney:


That’s right! *chuckles* Well now it’s time for me to go. But before I do, find a friend close to you and give them a great big hug.


(Music starts for “I Love You”)


Aw, that’s so nice. And I want you to remember…


I love you, you love me. We’re a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?


Come on everybody, sing along this time! Here we go!


Barney & Kid Chorus:


I love you, you love me. We’re best friends like friends should be. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?


(Song ends)


Barney:


I sure had a great time singing and dancing with you today. Thanks for coming to see me. Remember, we can play again anytime you want. Do you know how? Just use your imagination. *chuckles* I can’t wait to play with you again, and remember, I love you.


(Second verse of “I Love You” instrumental plays)


*chuckles* Bye bye, see you soon! Thanks for coming! It was great seeing you! Let’s play again as soon as we can. Bye bye! Take care! Bye bye!


(Barney goes backstage ending the show)

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