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  • Show starts up again as the curtian opens up with an instramental of the theme*
  • Barney walks on the stage in a top hat and circus outfit*

Barney: Little ladies and little gentalmen welcome to Barney's super dee duper circus *laughs* here come the clowns and they're really crazy

  • The kids dressed up as clowns and actual clowns (including a fimiler looking one) ride on stages VIA tiny clown cars and various other tiny vehicles*
  • The totally not Winkster clown sneaks behind the cardboard audience as Boom Boom start's up*

The kids: Boom, boom, Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and foolish the whole day through,Boom, boom, Ain't it great to be crazy?

Johnny: A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sat on a curbstone covered with ice. The horse, he slipped And fell on the flea "Whoops!", said the flea, "There's a horse on me!"

Barney and the kids: Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and foolish the whole day through,Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy?

Jake: Way down south where bananas grow A flea stepped on an elephant's toe.The elephant cried,with tears in his eyes,"Why don't you pick on someone your size?"

Barney and the kids: Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and foolish the whole day through,Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy?

Karen: Way up north where there's ice and snow, There lived a penguin and his name was Joe.He got so tiredOf black and white,He wore pink slacks to the dance last night.

Barney and the kids: Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and foolish the whole day through,Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy?

Boom, boom,Ain't it great to be crazy? 

  • Song ends*

Barney: It's always fun to clown around. But did all of you travel in these little cars? 

Jimmy: Not really a majority of us took the clown bus 

  • car horn is heard as BJ ,Baby Bop and a few more clowns appear on a bus (same one from Colorful World but repainted)*

Baby Bop: Hi everybody we're on the bus!

BJ: Who wants to go on a bus ride?

Barney: This bus can't fit everybody but all of you can help us with this song just sing what we sing and do what we do 

  • The Wheels On The Bus plays*

The Cast: The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town The doors on the bus go open and shut Open and shut, open and shut The doors on the bus go open and shut All through the town The people on the bus go up and down Up and down, up and down The people on the bus go up and down All through the town The babies on the bus go "Wah, wah, wah! ""Wah, wah, wah! Wah, wah, wah!" The babies on the bus go "Wah, wah, wah!" All through the town The mommies on the bus go "Shh, shh, shh! ""Shh, shh, shh! Shh, shh, shh!" The daddies on the bus go "Shh, shh, shh!"All through the town

  • BJ drives the bus offstage as the clowns and the kids exits with the bus*
  • Barney and Baby Bop wave goodbye*

Barney: So Baby Bop do you want to introduce the next act?

Baby Bop: Oh yes can I please

Barney: Sure break a leg

Baby Bop: OK bye bye

  • Barney exists stage left*

Baby Bop: Sometimes mommy and daddys say "Your acting like little monkeys" well this is how real monkeys act. Come on in monkeys!

  • 3 Monkeys enter with a bed*

Baby Bop: And there's doctor Jake 

  • Jake enters the stage dressed as a doctor*
  • Monkeys start jumping on the bed*

Baby Bop: Now remember don't try this at home. Three little monkeys jumping on the bed

  • One of the monkeys falls off the bed*

Baby Bop: One fell off and bumped his head Mommy called the Doctor and the Doctor said,

Jake: No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

Baby Bop: Two little monkeys jumping on the bed

  • Another monkey falls off the bed*

Baby Bop: One fell off and bumped his head Mommy called the Doctor and the Doctor said,

Jake: No more monkeys jumping on the bed

Baby Bop: One little monkey jumping on the bed

  • Final monkey jumps off*

Baby Bop: She fell off and bumped her head Mommy called the Doctor and the Doctor said,

Jake: No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

  • Song ends*

Barney: Let's give a hand to Baby Bop,her marvalus monkeys and doctor Jake

  • Baby Bop the monkeys and Jake go off stage*
  • Fred, Kristy and Elissa enter*

Kristy: Hey Barney I'm really enjoing this circus so far 

Barney: Then your really going to enjoy our next act but first we're going to need to get some penuts 

Fred: But where are we going to get peanuts?

Barney: There's usally someone selling peanuts at a circus... I think I saw one back stage somewhere oh peanut salesman! Peanut salesman! 

  • Barney goes backstage repating Peanut salesman as magic sparkles appear on the TV screens*
  • Barney comes back dressed as a peanut salesman*

Barney: Peanuts! Get your peanuts here! hot chrunchy munchy peanuts here

  • hand gets a bag of peanuts from the trey*

Barney: Circus Pea-....oh thought I had more oh well circus peanuts for all of you here you Kristy

Kristy: Thanks

Barney: Here's a bag of peanuts for you Fred

Fred: Thank you

Barney: And one for you Elissa

Elissa: Thanks Barney

Barney: You're welcome Peanuts! Get your hot roasted peanuts here!

  • Barney improvises as he goes backstage as the same magic sparkles as before appear on the stage*
  • Winkster pops up behind the carboard audience with peanuts and then goes back in*
  • Barney comes back on the stage in ring master outfit again* 

Barney: Hey....where'd you get the penuts?

The kids: Barney.............

Barney: *Laughs* Well now that you've got peanuts let's welcome our next act he just loves peanuts

Fred: What kind of guests loves peanuts?

Barney: This kind.

  • Costume elephent walks in*

Barney: My what big ears you have *laughs*

  • Do your ears hang low starts up*

Barney: OK all you elephents out there let's see how low your ears hang

Barney and the kids: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em 'oer your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?

  • Song ends as the elephent leaves*
  • Barney and the kids wave goodbye to the elephent*
  • Fred ,Kristy and Elissa leave the stage as Baby Bop enters*

Barney: And now Barney's Super Dee Duper circus presents someone stronger then a elephent 

  • Clowns come in with a gigantic barbell and puts it on Baby Bop's blanket*

Barney: Thank you clowns *Clowns leave*

Barney: And now ladies and gentelmen let us introduce the strongest man on earth he once lifted an entire football filed and an elephant at once.

Baby Bop: Wow Really?

Barney: OK I might have made up the last part *laughs* but here he comes now to lift a barbell "Charles The Incredable" 

  • Charles  comes in with padded muscles as Barney exists the stage*

Charles: Greetings i'm Charles the incredable

Baby Bop: Excuse me .....mr incredable?

Charles: Yes?

Baby Bop: This big thing is on my blanket

Charles: Not to worry just give me a few minutes and this barbell will be off your blanket

Baby Bop: Ok then come on Charles you can do it

  • Charles trys to lift the barbell but fails*

Baby Bop: Excuse me my blankey is still stuck

Charles: I've noticed.....i'm going to try again

  • Charles trys lifting the barbell again but fails again*

Baby Bop: Excuse me! My blankey is stuck

Charles: I'm sorry but I can't lift it

Baby Bop: Bu- but my blankey is stuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkk

  • Baby Bop lifts up the barebell as it flys out of the circus*

Charles: Let's give a big hand to Baby Bop the increadable!

  • Charles and Baby Bop leave the stage as Barney walks in the stage again*

Barney: You know i've never seen a tent with a sky light before *laughs* anyway our next act has someone high in the air but he's not on a trapeeze

  • Karen comes in with landing sticks*

Barney: Thank you very much. he's waiting outside the teather as we speak so let's just guide him in

  • Karen exits the stage as BJ arrives in a airplane (same one from Colorful World like the bus) as he's joined by the clowns and 3 of the kids (Jimmy,Fred and Kristy)
  • Barney: Come on right in BJ you are clear for landing

BJ: Wow it's great flying and all of you can fly during this next song just watch my friends and do what we do

  • The Airplane Song plays*

The Cast: Oh, we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high.

BJ:Lookin' out the window, we can see the wings. Down below, we see other things. Like little tiny buildings and cars so small. It makes me feel like I'm really tall.

The cast:Oh, we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high.

BJ:Pretending I'm a pilot is a lot of fun. I think when I grow up, I really might be one. But for now I'm just enjoying being in this plane, Safe from the snow, and from the rain.

The cast:Oh, we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high. Yes we are flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Watching the clouds go by. Flying in an airplane, Lookin' out the window, Up so very high.

  • Song ends*
  • BJ and the clowns exit the stage*

Kristy:Hey Barney let me take this backstage

Barney:Thank you Kristy

Kristy:No problem

  • The kids leave the stage* 

Barney:And now next at our Super Dee Duper circus we like to present to you Karen and her amazing dancing bears

  • Barney leaves the stage as Karen enters the stage in a dress with a teddy bear*
  • Me And My Teddy plays*

Karen:Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one.

  • Dancing bears come out on the stage (including The winkster hiding behind one of them wearing bear hats)*

Karen:Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool.

The Winkster:GOOD BYE

  • Karen,the bears and The winkster exist*

Barney:That was Karen and her amazing dance bears .....altough one of those bears looked a bit fimiler .....anyway we have lots more animals to showcase at this circus in fact we're going to need all of you to help us during this next act let's hear all of you quack like a duck

  • Barney and the audiance quacks*

Barney:Wow all of you sounded so real i almost tought there was real ducks at our circus.....actually here they come now

  • 4 ducks and the mother duck come on stage*
  • Four little ducks*

Barney:Four little ducks went out one day Over the hills and far away Mother Duck said

Barney and the kids:"Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!"

Barney:But only three little ducks came back. Three little ducks went out one day Over the hills and far away Mother Duck said

Barney and the kids:"Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!"

Barney:But only two little ducks came back. Two little ducks went out one day Over the hills and far away Mother Duck said

Barney and the kids""Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!"

Barney:But only one little duck came back. One little duck went out one day Over the hills and far away Mother Duck said

Barney and the kids:"Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!"

Barney: But none of the five little ducks came back. awwwww..... Sad Mother Duck went out one day Over the hills and far away Mother Duck said "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!" And all of the five little ducks came back!

  • Song ends as the ducks go off the stage*

Barney:And that's the end of the circus we hope all of you had a great ti-

  • BJ comes running unto the stage in a cape*

BJ:Wait a minute Wait a minute! we've saved the best part of the circus for last

Barney:We did? I don't remember us talking about a big final-

BJ:BJ The Human CanonBall!

Barney:BJ The who?

BJ:Bring it in guys

Barney:I'm afraid to ask but bring what in?

BJ:My canon!

Barney:Your canon?

  • The clowns bring in the canon as Barney and BJ throws out improv lines*

BJ:Yes i'm BJ the human cannon ball and i'm going to launch myself out of this cannon

Barney:Uhhh BJ maybe we should talk about this because there's some saftey regulantions to thi-

BJ:And when I'm high up in the air I'll wave some flags ,then i'll hum the french national athem say the alphabet backwards while doing morse code with my feet

Barney:BJ Maybe third time isn't always the charm

BJ:After that i'll make  a paper airplane

Barney:BJ?

BJ:and launch it just in time for me to land

Barney:BJ!

BJ:Did anyone bring  a pillow?

Barney:BJ!

BJ:Yes Barney?

Barney:That sounds very entertaining and all but you can't shoot yourself out of a canon that's not a safe thing to try and saftey is very important

BJ:I guess your right.......it beats trying my magic act again tough

Barney:But how were you going to fire that canon anyway?

BJ:Easy it's remote controlled I just have to press it like so

  • Canon fires as The winkster pops out of it*

Barney:OH NO IT'S THE WINKSTER!

  • Winkster:You'll never catch me now

BJ:Oh yes we will

Barney:Quick everybody! he's heading back to the hangout!

  • Chase scene ensuses as the curtians close*
  • The Winkster appears in the audiance again*
  • Winkster:Quick as a wink! I'm down here again
  • Barney is shown on the oppiste row*
  • Winkster:*Laughs* what are you doing all the way over there Barney?!?

Barney:Uh-oh I made a wrong turn somewhere

  • Barney and The Winkster leave the respective audiance rows*
  • Winkster runs back on stage*
  • Winkster:*phew* .....You see boys and girls Barney and all of his friends will never catch me
  • The kids go on stage blocking the steps to the stage as the curtians open for Barney to catch the bag*
  • Winkster:Wait......who's that going on the stage?
  • Winkster runs to where the curtians are before they close leaving Barney and the kids on the stage*
  • Winkster's voice:That was a close one! but it looks like I get to keep the Barney bag and the surprise inside
  • Winkster is heard running off backstage*

Jimmy:Let's give up guys there's no way we can catch him

Kristy:Yeah.........it's like trying to get a needle from a moving hay truck

Karen:..........No Barney Bag

Johnny:And no surprise for everyone here

Barney:Oh come on everybody we got really close this time. We can always think of another plan

Charles:Yeah and he'll probably out run us with that to

Barney:Well maybe we can think of something if we're all happy

Fred:But Barney .......we don't feel happy

Barney:Oh but you will .........everyone will if we all sing a silly song .........How about it everyone? would you like to sing a silly song to cheer up my friends? you will?

  • My Aunt Came Back Plays*

Barney:Great because the next song is something that just "Came back" to me *laughs*  My aunt came back

The kids:My aunt came back

Barney:From old Algiers

The kids:From old Algiers

Barney:And brought me back

The kids:And brought me back

Barney:A pair of shears.

The kids:A pair of shears

Barney:My aunt came back

The kids:My aunt came back

Barney:from Holland, too

The kids:from Holland, too

Barney:And brought me back

The kids:And brought me back

Barney:A wooden shoe.

The kids:A wooden shoe

Barney:My aunt came back

The kids:My aunt came back

Barney:from old Japan

The kids:from old Japan

Barney:And brought me back

The kids:And brought me back

Barney:A paper fan.

The kids:A paper fan

Barney:My aunt came back

The kids:My aunt came back

Barney:From the county fair

The kids:From the county fair

Barney:And brought me back

The kids:And brought me back

Barney:A rocking chair

The kids:A rocking chair

Barney:My aunt came back

The kids:My aunt came back

Barney:From old Belgium

the kids :From old Belgium

Barney:And brought me back

The kidsAnd brought me back

Barney:some bubble gum.

The kids:Some bubble gum

Barney:My aunt came back

The kids:My aunt came back

Barney:from the city zoo

The kids:From the city zoo

Barney:And brought me back

The kids:And brought me back

Barney:Some nuts like you!

The kids:Some nuts like you!

  • Song ends*
  • Barney and the kids laugh*

Jake:I feel much better after that

  • The rest of the kids agree*

Barney:Well since we're all feeling better why don't we go back to the backyard to play some more games?

The kids::YEAH!

Barney:Well then here.......we .....go

  • Curtians open back up to the backyard setting (slightly darker then before with a night time sky backdrop)  as they regroup with BJ and Baby Bop*

Baby Bop:Barney can we play London Bride please?

Barney:Sure,hey Fred let's make a bridge

  • Barney and Fred makes a bridge as the rest gets ready to play*
  • London Bridge plays*

The Cast:London Bridge is falling down, Falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, My fair lady.

Barney:Build it up with iron bars, Iron bars, Iron bars.Build it up with iron bars, My fair lady.

BJ,Baby Bop and the kids:Iron bars will bend and break Bend and break, bend and break  Iron bars will bend and break My fair lady.

Barney:Build it up with silver and gold, Silver and gold, silver and gold. Build it up with silver and gold, My fair lady.

BJ ,Baby Bop and the kids: Gold and silver I have none, I have none, I have none. Gold and silver I have none, My fair lady.

The Cast:London Bridge is falling down, Falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, My fair lady

  • Song ends*

Barney:Do you guys want to play another game?

Kristy:We'd like to Barney but it looks like we might have to go home soon

Karen:Yeah it's starting to get dark

Baby Bop:Wow look at all of the stars

Elissa:There's so many of them arn't there?

  • Star Medley plays*

Elissa:Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are

Baby Bop:That was pretty Elissa

  • Elissa and Baby Bop hug*

Barney ,Baby Bop,BJ and the kids:Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are

Baby Bop:I want to make a wish on one of these stars ........Now what will I wish for? oh i know Star light, star bright, first star I'd see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish, I wish tonight.......Now what was my wish? Oh no I remember ,Please mister star can we get the Barney Bag back for all of our friends? Thank you

Winkster:Star light, star bright, first star I'd see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might,have the wish, I wish tonight

Barney:Huh?.......oh Thank you everybody you know everybody has a special type of wish in they're hearts let's all be quiet and hear what his wish is

Winkster:I took this bag because I wanted all of you to be friends with me,but I now relize that it wasn't the right thing to do ...........I'm sorry

  • Song ends*

The rest of the cast:Awwwww

Barney:It's OK Winkster we'll be your friends

  • Winkster:You will? YAHOOOOOO
  • The Winkster runs off and appears again on the stage*
  • Winkster:I don't have many friends and I tought playing a game of chase would be fun

Charles:But Winkster you didn't have to take the Barney bag

Jimmy:Yeah you couldive asked us by saying please

  • Winkster:Really? I just had to say please?

Barney:That's right

  • Please And Thank You*

Barney: There are lots of things we can do to be nice Sometimes they're hard to remember But there are two little things You should never forget From January through December

The kids: He's talkin about please and thank you They're called the magic words

If you want to be nice then take this really sound advice Remember please and thank you, 'Cause they're the magic words

Barney: Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night, 'Cause it's a great way to be polite

Barney and the kids: Please and thank you, they're the magic words We're talkin about please and thank you They're called the magic words

If you want to be nice then take this really sound advice Remember please and thank you, 'Cause they're the magic words

The kids: Use 'em in the morning,at  noon, and night, 'Cause it's a great way to be polite

Barney and the kids: Please and thank you, they're the magic words

  • The Winkster runs off*

Barney: Where is he going this time?

  • The rest of the cast starts to form a high five line as the Winkster starts to run forward*

Winkster: You're talkin about please and thank you They're called the magic words If you want to be nice Hey i'[m digging this sound advice it's please and thank you Cause they're the magic words

Barney: Use 'em in the morning at noon and night

The cast: Cause it's a great way to be polite. Please and thank you they're the magic words.

  • Song ends*

Barney: Winkster I'd like to thank you for bringing back the Barney bag

Winkster: You're all very very welcome

BJ: Hey since we now have The Barney Bag back let's see what this surprise is

  • The rest of the cast agrees as they go near the stump*

Barney: OK here we go

  • Barney reaches inside the bag and pulls out a felt heart*

Barney: Oh it's a heart with all sorts of wonderful decorations all over it

  • Winkster: That's it? I mean it's really nice but isn't this a bit small for everyone here to see?

Barney: It is now but it won't be if we use our imaginations ............Come on everybody imagine a heart big enough to share with your family,a heart big enough to share with all of your friends ,a heart big enough for everybody everywhere and let's imagine it ........right........now!

  • The cast closes they're eyes as a replica of the heart comes down over the hangout*
  • The cast cheers*
  • Everyone Is Special starts up*

Barney: Now that"s a heart big enough to share with all of my friends You are special, you're the only one You're the only one like you There isn't another in the whole wide world Who can do the things you do

The Cast: 'Cause you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Oh, you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way

Barney: You're important, oh, you really are You're the only one like you The world is better, just because you're here

The Cast: You should know that we love you 'Cause you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Oh, you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way

Barney: You know it's like I always say a little kindess goes a long way .......and in this case it goes a big BIG way

The cast: Yes you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Oh, you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way

The cast (Minus Barney) :Everyone?

Barney: Everyone! in his or her own way

  • song ends*

Barney: You all did such a great job with the surprise

  • The kids thank Barney*

Jimmy: We couldn't have shown it if our new friend didn't bring us back The Barney Bag

Winkster: Really? You guys think of me as a .......friend?

The rest of the cast: Yeah

Kristy: Winkster you're welcome back at the hangout anytime

Winkster: Thank you everyone

Barney: Actually I'm thinking of adding something of my own to the surprise

  • Barney uses his "Magic" and puts the words "I Love You" to the heart*

Barney: Those are the words I love to hear the most from the people I love

  • I Love You plays*

Barney: I love you,you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ,won't you say you love me too?

The cast: I love you, you love me we're best friends like friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love ....me too.......

  • Song ends*

Barney:Annnnnd that's our show it was really fun but i don't think we could have done it without all of you so come on give yourself a big appluase YAY FOR YOU .....that's so nice and before you go remember one thing I Love You

  • Everyone Is Special Starts Up*

The Cast:Yes you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Oh, you are special, special Everyone is special Everyone in his or her own way Everyone! Everyone in his or her own way

  • Song ends as the cast waves goodbye to the audience as the curtian closes*
  • Curtian opens again*

Barney: Wait a minute You can't all leave without a kiss goodbye .........so here it comes

  • Barney blows a kiss (the TV screens showing animated hearts as heart shaped confetti rains towards the audience*

Barney: Bye Bye everybody

  • Curtian closes as Barney stays out waving goodbye to the audience ending the show* 

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