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*After the theme song we see Kristy and Natalie playing a rhythm game on the idea bench*

Kristy and Natalie: Cinderalla dressed in yella went downstairs to meet a fellow made a mistake he was a snake how many hissing did he make? 1, 2, 3 ,4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10

*Zack and Billy enters from the treehouse steps with Zack holding a blue sheet*

Zack: Hey girls

*Kristy and Natalie greet Zack and Billy*

Natalie: Isn't a bit early for a winters coat?

Zack: It isn't a winter coat Natalie it's a sheet we found in the tree house we were thinking of putting it under the play area

*Zack puts the sheet under the play set*

Kristy: Why are you putting a sheet under the play area tough?

Billy: So we can pretend it's a bridge

Natalie: Like London bridge?

Billy: Right!

*London Bridge plays as the kids dances around the play set*

The kids: London Bridge is falling down, Falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, My fair lady.

Kristy: Build it up with iron bars,Iron bars, Iron bars. Build it up with iron bars, My fair lady.

Zack: Iron bars will bend and break Bend and break, bend and break Iron bars will bend and break My fair lady.

Billy: Build it up with silver and gold, Silver and gold, silver and gold. Build it up with silver and gold, My fair lady.

Natalie: Gold and silver I have none,I have none, I have none. Gold and silver I have none, My fair lady.

The kids: London Bridge is falling down, Falling down, falling down.London Bridge is falling down,My fair lady.................my ............fair...........lady

*Song ends as thunder is heard*

Billy: Guys? ..................I think it sounds like it's going to

*Lighting flashes*

The kids: RAIN

Kristy:We better get into the classroom before we're stuck outside in a storm

*The kids run into the classroom as the scene transits*

*Scene transits to the kids looking outside the window looking sad*

Natalie: *sighs* Great ...........just what we needed to ruin a day......a rain storm

Zack: Hey it could be worse..........the power could go out

The other kids: ZACK!!!

*Power goes out*

Zack: Oops..........

Kristy:Well ........the lights don't stay off forever I'm sure Mr Boyd or someone will get the lights on soon ........Untill then I guess we could read a book

Billy: We can't........there's no light to read

Kristy: Oh right ......wait ...I think I got an idea

*Kristy walks toward where the costume chest is and picks up the Barney doll who was on top of the chest*

Kristy: Let's just put you on the table Barney ....I don't want you to fall over

*Kristy puts the doll on the table and opens up the costume chest*

*Kristy pulls out a top hat and cane from the costume chest and puts on the hat*

Kristy:How do I look guys?

Billy:Like your ready to dance

Kristy:Thanks .......you know dancing has always been a dream job of mine

Zack:Don't you have to be asleep for it to be a dream job tough?

Kristy:Not that kind of dream a dream job is something that you've always wanted to do when you grow up

Billy:That gives me an idea for a costume

*Billy pulls out a snorkle and fins*

Billy:What do you think?

Natalia:Ummmm.....

Zack:it's.........defiantly something

Kristy:It's ........uhhh ........what Zack said

*Barney comes to life*

Barney:Hi everybody!

The kids:BARNEY!!!!

Barney:Hello there Kristy and Zack and Natalie and......I think that's Billy

*Billy takes off the snorkle and fin*

Billy:Barney it is me

Barney:So it is ..........was the snorkle part of some sort of game you were playing?

Billy:Kind of ......Kristy was telling us about dream jobs so i tought I'd try to dress up as my dream job.......it was the only thing I could find close to a life gaurd

Zack:Ethier way your costume really washed us out

The other kids:Zack..........

Natalie:Barney what makes a dream job diffrent from other jobs?

Barney:Well........a dream job is like a dream something you've tought of alot or it's something you want to do and the only way you can find the dream job that fits you is if you try one on

*Trying on dreams starts playing*

Barney:I'm trying on some dreams today, Looking for one that fits just the right way.

Kristy:A dream that makes me feel even more like me,Like everything I hope to be.

Zack:Am I smart enough to be a teacher?

Natalie:Elegant enough for a queen?

Billy"I might be a judge or an astronaut.

Kristy"I might star on Broadway and sing.

Barney:Whatever else you do, one thing's for sure. You'll always be my best friend.I'm the one you can share your dreams with,Whether they're real or just pretend.

Barney and the kids:I'm trying on some dreams today, Looking for one that fits just the right way .A dream that makes me feel even more like me,Like everything I hope to be.

*Song ends*

*Scene transits to the kids looking in the costume box for a costume*

Zack:Hey Barney I have a question

Barney:Yes Zack?

Zack:Could we find a dream job at school or playing with friends?

Barney:That's a very good way to find one just look around here. The best place to start looking for one is here in the classroom

Natalie:I think I know what Barney means

*Natalie finds a safari hat and a zoo keepers jacket*

Natalie:I love learning about animals in school so I think my dream job will be a zookeeper

Barney:Well one way to find out is by looking in the mirror. Come on everybody

*Barney and the kids walks near the classroom table as Natalie goes in front of the mirror*

Nataie:So....how do I look?

Barney:You look zoo-pendous

*Mirror magicly glows as the cast get's transported to a entrance to a zoo in safari garb*

*The kids exliam in exicment as Barney also dressed in a safari outfit comes in trough the zoo entrance*

Barney:Is everyone ready for a zoo adventure?

The kids:Yeah!

Barney:Well then Zookeeper Natalie show us the way!

Natlie:Well OK

*What Will We See At The Zoo? plays*

Barney and the kids:What will we see at the zoo? What will we see at the zoozy-zoo? What will it be as we walk on through?

Natalie:Come with me to the zoozy-zoo! Come with me to the zoo! There will be lions and tiger cats

Barney:And buildings full of birds and bats

Natalie:And maybe a baby kangaroo.

Barney and the kids:That's what you'll see at the zoo! What will we see at the zoo? What will we see at the zoozy-zoo? What will it be as we walk on through? Come with me to the zoozy-zoo! Come with me to the zoo!

kristy:The hippo and her baby calf. The way they waddle makes me laugh!

Billy:The giraffe with a neck that grew and grew.

Barney and the kids:That's what you'll see at the zoo! What will we see at the zoo? What will we see at the zoozy-zoo? What will it be as we walk on through? Come with me to the zoozy-zoo! Come with me to the zoo!

Zack:The ducks are swimming to and fro.With penguins round and round they go!

Barney:The monkeys and chimps play peek-a-boo! That's what you see at the zoo!

Barney and the kids:That's what you see at the zoo! What will we see at the zoo? What will we see at the zoozy-zoo? What will it be as we walk on through? Come with me to the zoozy-zoo.Come with me to the zoo!

*Song ends as the scene transits to Natalie giving the kids and Barney a tour around the zoo*

Natalie:Over there are the elephents taking a bath oh and on your right are the monkeys and

*Green sparkles appear in front of Natlie*

Natalie:Ahhh .....it looks like one of the dangarous animales got loose just over there............

Billy:*Gulps* really?

Natalie:Uh-huh......

Zack:Is it a Lion?

Natalie:No.......

Kristy:Is it a tiger?

Natalie:Nope

Barney:Is it a dinosaur?

Natalie:Maybe ......get ready we're just about ther-

*Baby Bop pops out*

Baby Bop:Hello!!!!

Barney and the kids:Baby Bop!

*Barney and the kids greet Baby Bop*

Kristy:One of your dangerus animals eh?

Natalie:OK an animal didn't get out....I just wanted to see your faces

The kids:Natalie.....

Barney:What brings you to the zoo today Baby Bop?

Baby Bop:I was trying to find a part of the zoo ....but I got lost

Barney:Oh what part of the zoo were you looking for?

Baby Bop:The petting zoo

Natalie:I know where that is i'm the zookeeper after all

Baby Bop:Can you show me where it is Natalie? please?

Natalie:Sure follow me guys

*Scene transits to the cast entering the petting zoo area*

Barney:Ahhhhh nothing like visiting the perfectly populor petting zoo

Zach:You can say that again

Barney:I dont have to .....I was reading the sign *laughs*

Kristy:I really like the farm theme to the petting zoo Natalie

Billy:Can we actually pet these animals?

Natalie:Of course there's alot of animals here for you to pet

*Had A Little Rooster plays*

Natalie:I had a little rooster by the barnyard gate. That little rooster was my play mate,That little rooster went cock a doodle doo

The cast:Dee-doodle-dee-doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-dee-doo

Barney:I had a little horse by the barnyard gate. That little horse was my playmate, That little horse went neigh neigh neigh

Natalie:That little rooster went cock a doodle doo

The cast:Dee-doodle-dee-doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-dee-doo

Billy:I had a little pig by the barnyard gate. That little pig was my playmate,That little pig went oink ,oink oink

Barney:That little horse went neigh neigh neigh

Natalie:That little rooster went cock a doodle doo

The cast:Dee-doodle-dee-doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-dee-doo

Zach:Had a little cow by the barnyard gate that little cow was my play mate that little cow went moo moo moo

Billy:That little pig went oink oink oink

Barney:That little neigh neigh neigh

Natalie:That little rooster went cock a doodle doo

The cast:Dee-doodle-dee-doodle-de-doodle-de-doodle-dee-doo

*Song ends as the scene transits to the classroom VIA magic sparkles*

Billy:That was a really great zoo Natalie

Krisity:Yeah you were an awesome zoo keeper

Baby Bop:I loved looking at all the animals

Natalie:Thanks guys but it is only a dream job I don't know if it could really come true

Barney:Well you never know

Kristy:Wait......wheres Zach?

*Zach pops back up with a doctors coat on*

Zach:I'm right here but i'm not just Zach i'm Doctor Zach

Barney:Oh I see

*moaning is heard*

Natalie:What was that?

Kristy:Barney? was that you?

Barney:No it wasn't me

BJ's voice:Ohhh Ai-yi-yi

Billy:That sounds like BJ

*camera cuts to BJ looking sick on one of the bean bags*

Kristy:Look it is BJ

Barney:We should probably go see what's wrong

*The rest of the cast walks over to where BJ is*

Barney:Is everything alright BJ?

BJ:Not really Barney ....I don't feel to good

Barney:Well your hands seem warm.....you don't have fevar but just to be safe I think that we should go over to Doctor Zach's office

Zach:Barney? I don't have a

*Barney points Zach to the door leading to the hallways*

Zach:Oh......I see now *ahem* right this way Mr J

*The cast walks out of the classroom VIA the hallway doors as the scene transits VIA sparkles to a doctors office*

*The cast (minus Barney and Zach) enter the doctors office*

BJ:I always get nervous about visting the doctors

Natalie:Your not the only one BJ I sometimes get nervous to when visiting the doctors ....but what I usally do is I try not to think about it

Billy:Yeah same here I once had to get a cast after falling off my bike but after the checkup I wasn't that nervous anymore

BJ:Your right guys I shouldn't think about it,I shouldn't think about it

*Barney comes in*

Barney:The doctor will see you now

BJ:*gulp* GANGWAY

*BJ trys to run out the door*

Baby Bop and the kids:He tought about it

*Barney blocks the door so BJ won't esacpe*

Barney:BJ you've been to the doctors many times it's nothing to be scared of

Baby Bop:If you want I could hold your hand like you did when I went to the doctors BJ

BJ:Thanks sissy I think that'll help alot

*Doctor Zach comes in*

Doctor Zach:Hello BJ I'm Doctor Zach if it's OK can you step right up to this scale?

BJ:Uhhh OK

*Montage of the doctor examenation starts as "The Doctor Is A Friend Of Mine" plays in the background"

Barney and the kids:First, the doctor checks my ears and nose And everything from the neck up. Then comes my tummy and my legs and toes. Soon I'm finished with my check-up. And I'm feeling extra fine, Healthy most all of the time.But when I'm sick, the doctor help ,'Cause the doctor is a friend of mine. The doctor is a friend of mine. Yes, the doctor is a friend of mine .I like to feel my heart beating tick, tick, tick,If I march, it beats even quicker.When the doctor's through and I'm all done,Sometimes I even get a sticker.And I'm feeling extra fine,Healthy most all of the time.But when I'm sick, the doctor will help,'Cause the doctor is a friend of mine.The doctor is a friend of mine.Yes, the doctor is a friend of mine.

*song ends and the scene transits to the end of the check up*

Doctor Zach:OK breath in.....

*BJ takes a deep breath*

Doctor Zach:OK ...........uhh BJ? you can breath out now

*BJ exhales*

Doctor Zach:And I think we're done

BJ:Give it to me straight doc am I sick?

Baby Bop:Will he ever play the piano again?

BJ:Sissy I don't even play the piano now

Baby Bop:Oh right ....nevermind

Doctor Zach:Your not sick ........but I should probably ask have you eaten any sweets today

BJ:Well there was that big jar of candy in the treehouse I ate......

Doctor Zach:AH-ha!

The rest of the cast:AH-ha?

Doctor Zach:Just as I tought BJ you were suffering from a stomach ache ...I reccomend next time to not eat to much sweets and maybe eat someting healthy for a snack

Barney:You mean something Healhty like.......these?

*Barney makes fruit and veggies magicly appear on the office table*

*Snacking on Healhty food plays*

Doctor Zach:Snackin' on healthy food is what I like to do Eating apples, oranges, carrots and some celery too

Barney:Nuts and cheese, and some of these, and a glass of fruit juice too......Alright everybody let's get healhty

The cast:Snackin' on healthy food is what we like to do Eating apples, oranges, carrots and some celery too Nuts and cheese, and some of these, and a glass of fruit juice too Snackin' on healthy food is what we like to do Eating apples, oranges, carrots and some celery too Nuts and cheese, and some of these, and a glass of fruit juice too Nuts and cheese, and some of these, and a glass of fruit juice too

*song ends*

BJ:You know guys i'm really glad I'm not sick

Barney:So are we BJ,oh and Doctor Zach do you reccomend anything else?

Doctor Zach:I do have on perscrption for BJ

Barney:Oh and what's that?

Doctor Zach:To go back to the classroom and play for the rest of the day

BJ:I like that kind of perscription

Kristy:Well guys let's go it is the doctors orders after all

*The cast leaves as the scene transits VIA sparkles back to the classroom with the cast (minus Kristy) playing a board game*

*Kristy puts back on the cane and hat as she singals Barney*

Kristy:Pssst Barney come over here for a minute

*Kristy whispers near Barney's ear*

Barney:Ohhh I see *laughs* Ladies,gentelmen and dinosaurs may I present someone who's light on her toes and can dance to the beat the toe tapping maginafacent Kristy!

*Kristy does a bit of a soft shoe as the kids and the little dinos clap*

Barney:That was Tee-riffc Kristy

Kristy:Thanks Barney

Zack:How do you dance like that without getting tired?

Kristy:I've been pratciing for years I hope to one day open up a dance studio

Natalie:Do you think we could dance like that to?

Kristy:Of course! anyone could dance

Barney:I got a great idea why don't we all dress up and dance together?

*The rest of the cast agrees as a montage plays of the kids dressing up in dancing clothes (similer to kristy's) plays*

*Montage ends as the scene transits to even Barney and Baby Bop dressed up (Barney wearing a bowtie/top hat and dancing shoes and Baby Bop wearing a tutu*

Barney:All of you look great

*The kids thank Barney*

Natalie:You look pretty snazzy to Barney

Barney:Why thank you Natalie I always like to look my best whenever I dance

Baby Bop:Do you like my tutu?

Natalie:Yes your outfit looks great to Baby Bop

Barney:BJ are you sure you don't want to dress up to?

BJ:Yeah I'm sure I can't really find a cool dancing costume that'll fit me

Baby Bop:I know of an outfit you could wear BJ

BJ:Oh what?

Baby Bop:You could wear my spare tutu *giggles*

BJ:Oh AI-YI-YI

*Barney and the kids laugh*

Billy:I wonder how we look tough

Barney:Well let's look in the mirror and see

*The kids go near the table where the mirror is*

Kristy:Wow it looks like we're

Barney:Ready to dance?

*After Barney says the line the scene magicly transits to a stage*

Barney:Laides and gentelmen boys and girls may I introduce Kristy and all her friends in a super dee duper dancing showcase! *laughs*

*Barney leaves the stage as Look At Me I'm Dancing Plays*

Kristy:Look at me, I'm dancing !I can feel the dancing beat.Dancing shoes up on my feet .Look at me, look at me, I'm dancing! Tippy tippy tapping on my toes.Moving to the music.

*Barney appears on stage again with his dancing shoes having skates added*

Barney:Twirling and swirling and do-si-do.How I love to da-a--a--ance! Woah! Look out!

*Barney skates backstage as a dancing instramentle starts up*

Barney's voice:Guess I need more pratice.........

The little dinos and the kids:Look at me, I'm dancing! I can feel the dancing beat.Dancing shoes up on my feet.Look at me, look at me, I'm dancing!

BJ:Spinning and whirling around and round. I can feel the music.

Baby Bop:Throwing and jumping and off the ground. How I love to dance!

*Barney walks back onstage*

Barney:OK everybody! big finish now!

The cast:Look at me, I'm dancing! I can feel the dancing beat. Dancing shoes up on my feet. Look at me, look at me, I'm dancing!

*Song ends as Barney walks back on the stage*

Barney:Great job everybody and now let's go to the finale of the

*Natalie pops up behind the curtians*

Natalie:Barney can you come over here for a minute?

Barney:Excuse me one second everybody

*Barney goes back behind the curtians as the scene transits backstage*

Barney:Is everything alright back here?

Billy:Not really.............the boom box we were using for the songs broke

Kristy:Everytime we try to play a song it goes all over the place. Just listen

*Kristy presses play as the begninging of Mr Knickerbocker plays but then goes to a Polka tune to a Ballet tune and then finally stops*

Barney:Oh I see

Zach:No one knows how to fix it either ...............I guess we should cancel the rest of the dancing showcase

Riff's voice:You don't need to do that I can help with the music!

*Riff magicly appears VIA orange sparkles*

*The rest of the cast greets Riff*

Kristy:Can you play the music for the showcase Riff?

Riff:Of course Kristy,just tell me wich song and I'll go get the instraments for it lick-likety split

Barney:You sure do like playing your instraments Riff

Riff:*Laughs* I sure do Barney it's always been a dream job of mine to play in front of a crowd

Billy:We've been living our dream jobs to

Riff:Really? Cool-O Rama. Again don't worry guys I'll just look in my bag here

*Riff get's out a carpet bag*

Riff:And....................uh-oh

Barney and the kids:Uh-oh?

Barney:What's wrong?

Riff:It'll take me a while to get everything set up

BJ:But we don't have a while

Baby Bop:Oh no.....well what are we going to do?

Barney:Not to worry I'll go out and entertain everyone

Zach:Should we give you a signal when everything's ready?

Barney:That'll be very helpful Zach ...............Uhh Riff do you have a horn in your bag?

Riff:Let me check *Looks inside the bag and pulls out the horn* Yep I do

Barney:Great when your all ready honk the horn 3 times OK?

The kids:OK

*Natalie gives Barney his cane and straigtens his bowtie*

Barney:Thank you Natalie ................Well here I go be back in a few minutes

BJ:Break a Leg Barney

Baby Bop:Why would you want him to do that?

*Scene transits back to onstage*

Barney's voice:Up next in our showcase may I present someone who's light on his feet,and just loves to go happy dancin all day of course I'm talking about...........

*curtians open as the lights dim as Barney walks in*

Barney:Me

*Happy Dancin plays as Barney scats a bit*

Barney:Happy dancin' in my shoes Helps to chase away the blues makes me feel just like I may Go happy dancin' all day yeah!

*short dancing instramentramentle*

Barney:Happy Dancing all day

*music picks up as a dancing instramentel starts*

*Instramentl ends as a canned audiance is heard as the music slows back down a bit*

Barney:Happy dancin' in my shoes Helps to chase away the blues makes me feel just like I may Go happy dancin' all day oh yeah OK bring it on home now Happy Dancin Happy dancin' all day

*Barney scats as the song*

*Cannded audiance is heard as flowers get thrown on the stage*

Barney:Thank you ,Thank you very much

*horn sound is heard 3 times*

Barney:Oh sounds like they're ready we'll be back for the big finale

*Scene transits backstage as the rest of the cast is helping Riff with his instrament*

Riff:Wrench

Billy:Wrench

Riff:French horn

Natalie:French horn

Riff:Swirly thing

BJ:Swirly thing

Riff:Apple slice

Zach:Apple slice

*Riff a bite from the apple slice*

Baby Bop:Is it almost done?

Riff:Just about Baby Boppity Bop.......just gotta test to see if I can play this with the stand

*Riff plays shave and a hair cut*

Riff:That should it! We did it! *Laughs*

*The little dinos and the kids cheer as Barney walks in VIA the curtians*

Barney:By that sound I can tell that you've got the music ready

Riff:Yep Thanks a bunch for helping me guys

the little dinos and the kids:Your welcome

Riff:But which song do guys want me to play for the finale

Natalie:Ooops.............I tought we foregot something

Kristy:Did we even think of a song?

BJ:................Wait guys I got an idea just listen to this your going to love this

*The cast gathers in a huddle as the scene transits back to the stage*

*Dino dance starts up*

BJ's voice:OK everybody are you ready to rock? because we got a rocking new dance for everyone to learn!

*Curtian opens up as the cast is dressed up in unique jackets and wearing instraments (Barney on keyboard ,Zach on bass BJ on lead guitar ,Riff wearing a portable drum set (if that exists) and the rest with tambornies*

BJ:here's a new dance craze sweeping the country And it's called The Dino Dance It's a lot of fun and we all hope You'll give it a chance Are you ready now?' Cause it goes like this. First you hop, hop, hop all over the place

Riff:Shake your dino tail while you make a funny face

Baby Bop:Everybody start twisting and turning

Barney:We'll have a lot of fun while we're learning To do The Dino Dance.

Barney (speaking):OK everybody do you want to dino dance to? come on it's easy! just listen to the words and do what we do

*Song gets up beat again*

Barney:Are you ready now? Cause it goes like this!

The cast:First you hop, hop, hop all over the placeS hake your dino tail while you make a funny face Everybody start twisting and turning We'll have a lot of fun while we're learning To do The Dino Dance. It's a lot of fun as you can see A dance just right for you and me So come on! First you hop, hop, hop all over the place Shake your dino tail Shake, shake! while you make a funny face Everybody start twisting and turning We'll have a lot of fun while we're learning To do The Dino Dance. We're gonna do The Dino Dance.

BJ:Somebody stop me!

*Song ends as it magicly transits back to the classroom as Billy is looking in the costume box*

*Billy closes the box looking sad*

Barney:Is everything alright Billy?

Billy:I can't find a costume for my dream job...........

Barney:What job is that?

Billy:A life gaurd

Barney:Oh like at a beach?

Billy:Yeah

Zach:I'd love to go to the beach

Kristy:Yeah the nice warm sun shining down on your face would definatly beat the storm outside

Natalie:We could go swimming

Baby Bop:And bulid sand castles 

BJ:And I could go surfing 

Natalie:I didn't know you could surf BJ

Riff:I'll give you the short anwser Natalie...........He doesn't *Laughs*

BJ:Hey! I've surfed lots of times

Riff:I've never seen you surfed 

Baby Bop:Me either 

BJ:Well I can surf.........when I'm out in the water i'm like a yellow speed boat

Kristy:More like a yellow rubber ducky

*The cast (minus BJ) laugh*

Barney:OK so all of you want to go to the beach?

The little dinos and the kids:Yeah!

Barney:Oh Tee-riffc! it's a good thing I brought my ship today.........but before we leave we're going to need a life gaurd to make sure everyone is safe

Billy:I'd love to be the lifegaurd...........But I can't find a suitable costume 

Barney:Don't worry I think this should fit you

*Barney magicly puts winter clothes on Billy*

Billy:Barney?

Barney:Yes Billy?

Billy:I was thinking of something more...........comfratable in warm weather

Barney:Oh? Oh! Ooops! Let me try that again. Woah!

*Barney magicly puts a chefs outfit (compleate with a false mustache) on Billy*

Billy:Barney!

Barney:Uh-oh!

*Barney magicly puts a life gaurds outfit on Billy*

Barney:Better?

Billy:Better

Barney:Great ...........Now before we go we need to remember some safety rules about riding in a boat or a ship does anyone remember?

Baby Bop:Always look both ways?

Barney:*Laughs* no but that's always a great rule to remember

Kristy:I think Barney means rules like.............always stay seated during the ride?

Barney:That's right

Zack:And it's OK to stand up to look at something but you shouldn't jump up and down or else you'll rock the boat 

Natalie:And when we get to the beach we should stay in a group so we don't get lost 

Barney:I couldn't have said it better myself .........now if everyone is ready to go the ship is right........this.....way! Come on everybody! let's go sailing 

*The cast leaves the classroom as the scene transits to them on the ship on (With everyone seated except for Barney who's at the ships wheel at the back of the seats wearing a ship captians hat) on a blue screen ocean*

Barney:Avast ye land lubbers it's time to set sail! *Laughs*

*I love to sail starts to play*

The cast:I'd love to sail on a sailing ship And sail away to sea.Sailing, sailing. The sailing life for me. Sailing, sailing. The sailing life for me.

Riff:We'll feel the waves go up and down.

Kristy:The wind will blow us round and round.

Barney:We'll wave hello to the ships we know As we go out to sea. 

Baby Bop:Are we there yet?

Barney:Not quite

Billy:Why don't we sing another song to pass the time?

Barney:Good idea! And I know just the one

*Row,Row ,Row Your Boat starts up*

Barney:Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream.  Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream

The little dinos and the kids:I'd love to sail on a sailing ship  

Barney:Row, row, row your boat 

The little dinos and the kids:And sail away to sea.

Barney:Gently down the stream 

The little dinos and the kids:Sailing, sailing. Barney:Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily 

The little dinos and the kids:The sailing life for me

Barney:Life is but a dream. :Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream..................

*Music slows down a bit*

The cast:Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream 

*Song ends*

Barney:Land-ho! We're here everybody

*Scene transits to the kids and the little dinos on the docks as they leave the ship*

Natalie:Wow.......look at the ocean

Kristy:This definatly feels better then a cold rainy day 

*The kids and the little dinos agree as Barney arrives with a clip board*

Barney:I'm back I had to tie the ship to the docks so it won't cast away without us

Billy:What's the clip board for Barney?

Barney:Well since I know everyone wants to do diffrent things at the beach I tought it'd be a fun idea if we split up for a bit. We'll each go with 2 teams if you want to go near the shore then you can go with lifegaurd Billy. Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr if you want to fish you could stay on the docks with me 

Riff:I'm up for some fishing

Kristy:Me to

Natalie:Me three

BJ:Me four!

Baby Bop:BJ! you said you would help me make a sand castle next time we went to the beach

BJ:I know but I-uh

Baby Bop:Come on!

*Baby Bop drags BJ as they leave the set*

Billy:Guys! wait for me 

*Billy blows the whistle as he also leaves the set*

Zach:I guess I'll join Billy ,BJ and Baby Bop near the shore I'll see you guys later

*Barney ,Kristy ,Natalie and Riff says goodbye to Zach as he to leaves the set*

*Scene transits to the Dock team with they're fishing poles in the water*

Barney:Ahhh there's nothing like a relaxing day of fishing

Riff:Yeah but it doesn't look like we're having any luckity luck catching anything

Natalie:I've never been fishing before is it hard?

Kristy:It's not to hard Barney showed me when he visted the summer camp I went to a while back. Hey Barney can we tell Riff and Natalie about what happened when we went fishing that day?

Barney:Oh sure.........I wasn't that lucky that day

Riff:Will it take long to tell it?

Barney:Not at all Riff........in fact it'll only take a little.......whale *Laughs*

*Riff and the girls laugh as the fishing song plays*

Barney:1-2-3-4-5 Once I caught a fish alive. 6-7-8-9-10 Then, I let it go again.

Riff and the girls:Why did you let him go?

Barney:Because he bit my finger so!

Riff and the girls:Which finger did he bite?

Barney:This little finger on the right!

Riff:I think I got it want to sing with me Natalie?

Natalie:Sure Riff

Riff:1-2-3-4-5 Once I caught a fish alive.

Natalie:6-7-8-9-10 Then, I let it go again.

Barney and Kristy:Why did you let him go?

Riff and Natalie:Because he bit my finger so!

Barney and Kristy:Which finger did he bite?

Riff and Natalie:This little finger on the right! 

*Song ends as Barney reels something in*

Barney:I think I got something! 

Kristy:Quick reel it in Barney

Barney:It feels like a wopper it's ........it's

*Barney picks up his fishing rod as a boot is attached to it*

Barney:Oh well......at least it's my shoe size *Laughs*

Riff and the girls:Barney...........

*Scene transits to the shore as Baby Bop (Singing a bit of "Castles So High") is putting the finishing touches on the sand castle with BJ and Zach helping her out*

*Barney (holding a giant fish),Riff ,Kristy and Natalie walks in*

Kristy:Hey guys......nice sand castle

*Baby Bop ,BJ and Zach thanks Kristy*

BJ:Wow! Look at that fish!

Zach:I guess they were biting today

Barney:They sure were.............at the market next to the peir 

*The cast laughs*

BJ:Alright now if you excuse me I'm going to go surf

*Whistle is heard*

*Billy runs in*

Billy:BJ wait are you foregetting something?

BJ:Yeah but I think I can get a surf board over by the sea

Billy:That's not what I meant tough. You shouldn't go in the ocean by yourself

Barney:That's right you should always be with friends when you swim or safe. It's the safe way to have fun

Kristy:But you can surf now BJ. I'm in the mood to swim

Zach:So am I 

Riff:I just love to search for my favorite fish in the water

Kristy:What fish is that?

Riff:The Tune-a fish 

*Barney and the kids laugh*

Barney:Well if you want to hang 10 let's go down by the bay 

Baby Bop:Barney ,Barney can you please blow up my floaties?

Barney:Sure Baby Bop it shouldn't take to long 

*Baby Bop hands Barney the deflated floaties as he starts blowing one up*

*Scene transits to Barney (now sounding out of breath) finished blowing up the floating*

Barney (out of breath):OK...........phew that took longer then I expected 

Zach:Are you going to swim to Barney?

Barney:I'd love to but I'm a bit out of breath right now ..........I'll just relax here for a bit have fun everyone

*Scene transits to Baby Bop ,Riff and the kids swimming in a CGI ocean*

*If I lived Under the Sea plays*

The cast:If I lived under the sea, sea, sea I think it would be neat as it could be, be, be. I could visit all the fish Anytime I wish If I lived under the sea.

Billy:I could ride on the tail of a great big whale

*Cuts to Barney wearing a beach hat and  a whistle (similer to Billy's but bigger*

Barney:Wow, that would be great!

*Cuts back to the little dinos and the kids in the CGI ocean*

Baby Bop:I could count all the legs on an octopus 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

*BJ enters riding on a surf board*

BJ:Hey this surfing this actually isn't that hard at all!

Kristy:BJ you might want to look out where your going

BJ:Why do you say that Kristy?

Kristy:Because your about to

BJ:WOAH

*BJ leaves the set as a giant splash is heard off camera*

Kristy:Wipeout.........

Barney's voice:Better luck next time BJ!

The cast:If I lived under the sea, sea, sea I think it would be neat as it could be, be, be. I could visit all the fish Anytime I wish If I lived under the sea.

Riff:It would be so new to watch a tuna,Talking with an itty bitty snail

Billy:Or to see the big fin on the back of the fish Who carries his very own sail

The cast:If I lived under the sea, sea, sea I think it would be neat as it could be, be, be. I could visit all the fish Any time I wish If I lived under the sea.

*Cuts back to Barney*

Barney:You could visit all the fish Anytime you wish

The cast:If I lived under,If I lived under,If I lived under the sea

*Song ends as a water splash transits into the classroom*

Billy:Who would have tought that life gaurding would be so much fun?

Kristy:I don't know about you guys but that sun shine felt really refreshing 

The other kids:Yeah

BJ:Did you guys see my cool surfing moves?

Riff:Yeah Beej you were a real wash out *Laughs*

BJ:Ok maybe I'm not the best at surfing but I know one thing I'm good at 

*BJ grabs a baseball bat and ball*

BJ:Baseball!

Barney:Ahh yes that great american past time 

Billy:Eating peanuts and crakerjacks

Zach:And using a Baseball bat to hit the ball 

*Zach brings out a toy bat (animal)*

The kids:Zach............

Baby Bop:And getting lots and lots of strike

Kristy:But your not soppoused get strikes

Baby Bop:Your not? but I tought it was good to get a strike

Riff:That's bowling 

BJ:Hey Barney since we're all taking turns living our dream jobs can I live my dream job being a baseball player?

Barney:Well..........maybe if everyone else wanted go to a baseball game 

The little dinos and the kids:Please Barney? Please?!?

Barney:OK OK *Laughs* BJ step right up to bat at the mirror and play ball! *Laughs*

*Scene magicly transits to a baseball game (with BJ getting ready to bat,Barney doing the annoucments and Baby Bop,Riff and the kids in the audiance section*

Barney's voice (echoed to give it a announcer type feel):It's a beautifle day for baseballl ladies and gentlemen the cool wind in our face,the eximent of the game the refreshing bevreges the

Baby Bop,Riff and the kids:We get it!

Barney's voice (echoed):OK then batter up and let's plaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy baaaaallllllll!

*What A Baseball Day starts up as a montage of the baseball game starts playing*

Barney's voice (without the echo effect) and the kids:Summer is the time of year. Baseball! Baseball! The hometown crowd will clap and cheer. What a baseball day!

Barney's voice (echoed):BJ is up to bat it could be another 

*BJ hits the ball*

Barney's voice (echoed)

BJ:Grab your bat and get your glove.

Barney's voice (without the echo effect) and the kids:Baseball! Baseball!

BJ:The sky is blue way up above.

Barney's voice BJ and the kids:What a baseball day! The sun is shining bright.We can't wait to play The summer game we really love.What a baseball  day!

Barney's voice (echoed):Here comes another one

*BJ misses the ball*

Barney's voice:Strike 1!

BJ:I almost got it that time.Here comes the pitch. Just watch it curve!

The kids:Baseball! Baseball!

Baby Bop:Watch it spin, and watch it swerve!

The kids:What a baseball day!

Riff:Swing the bat its so much fun.

The kids:Baseball! Baseball! Around the bases he will run!

the cast:What a baseball day! The sun is shining bright.We can't wait to play The summer game we really love.What a baseball day! The sun is shining bright. We can't wait to play. It's a game we really love. What a baseball day! 

*Song ends as the montage ends*

Barney's voice (echoed):It looks like it's going to be a close game we'll be right back after halftime

Baby Bop:Half time? we only have time to do half of the game?

*Riff and the kids laugh*

Billy:It means that the game's taking a break Baby Bop

Natalie:And during half time you could strech your legs or get a snack

Riff:Speaking of snacks I'm getting a bit hungry how would you guys like to try my favorite snack when I go to a baseball game?

Zack:What's your favorite snack Riff?

Riff:Well it's you can see 

Baby Bop and the kids:Yes?

Riff:And something you can taste

Baby Bop and the kids:Yes?

Riff:And you can hear it go poppity pop it's

*Barney walks in with a popcorn cart dressed as a vendor*

Barney:Popcorn get your popcorn here!

Baby Bop and the kids:Popcorn!

*The popcorn song starts up*

Barney:Oh, you can hear it.

Riff:you can see it.

Barney:You can smell it.

Riff:you can eat it.

Kristy:You can hear it,

Billy:see it,

Zack:smell it,

Natalie:eat it,

The cast:Touch it, crunch it, taste it, munch it.Popcorn is really neat. Fun to make and fun to eat. Popcorn is a pop, pop, ever toppin, never boppin, show stoppin 'Zany kind of treat.

Riff:And it smells good to *laughs*  The corn starts little, then it pops To a poppin' popcorn beat. It fills the popper to the top And then it's time to eat.

The cast:Popcorn is really neat. Fun to make and fun to eat. Popcorn is a pop, pop, ever toppin, never boppin, show stoppin' Zany kind of treat.Pop, pop, pop, popcorn!

 Billy:I can hear it playing.

 The cast:Pop, pop, pop, popcorn!

Kristy:I can smell it making.

The cast:Pop, pop, pop, popcorn!

Baby Bop:I can see it shaking.

The cast:Pop, pop, pop, popcorn.

Barney:Time to do some tasting. 

Riff:I can hardly wait!

The kids:Oh, you can hear it, see it, smell it, eat it,Touch it, crunch it, taste it, munch it.

The cast:Popcorn is really neat. Fun to make and fun to eat. Popcorn is a pop, pop, ever toppin, never boppin, show stoppin' Zany kind of treat.

*Barney hands out the popcorn*

Barney:It's a pop, pop, ever toppin, never boppin, show stoppin' Zany kind of popcorn! 

*Song ends as Barney exists the set*

*Scene transits to the second part of the game*

Barney's voice (echoed):And we're back to this super dee duper game it's a really close call hopefully our star pitcher BJ can get a home run

*BJ get's ready to bat*

*Camera cuts to the bleachers*

Riff:Come on Beej you can do it!

Billy:Hit a homer!

Baby Bop:Try to get a touch down!

Riff:That's football

*BJ misses the ball*

Barney's voice (echoed):Strike 1!

BJ:Keep them comming! I can do it!

*BJ misses the ball again*

Barney's voice (eechoed):Strike 2!

*BJ misses the ball again*

Barney's voice (echoed):Strike 3!

*Scene transits to Baby Bop Riff and the kids on the bleachers looking bored*

Barney's voice(sounding tired):Strike 123 *Yawn* Strike 124......Strike 1 hondred...........OK BJ maybe you should let someone else bat 

BJ:Ay-yi-yi

*BJ walks away dissapointed as the scene transits back to the classroom (now with the lights on)*

Kristy:Hey guys look the power's back on!

Natalie:I guess BJ's baseball game helped pass some time for the power to come back on

BJ:How was I in the game?

*The rest of the cast complements BJ* 

Zack:And you were a great announcer Barney

Barney (voice still echoing):Why thank you Zack! I oh oops

*Barney coughs*

Barney:Sorry about that *Laughs* thank you Zack..............So Baby Bop do you want to try on a dream job to?

Baby Bop:Well I want to.........but I think I'm the only one here who doesn't have one 

Kristy:Don't worry Baby Bop it took all of us a while to find our dream jobs

Baby Bop:Really?

The kids:Yeah

Barney:It does take a while to find one.........but you can always find out early by asking what do I want to be?

Baby Bop:OK I guess I'll try that...........

*What I Want To Be starts up*

Baby Bop:What I want to be, what I want to be When I grow up to be big me.What I want to be, what I want to be

Zack:Is a doctor 

Natalie:or a Zookeepr.

The cast:Each day I work, what fun it would be. I'll always do my responsibility. I'll do what I do so carefully When I grow up to be big me.What I want to be, what I want to be When I grow up to be big me. What I want to be, what I want to be

Billy:Is a Lifegaurd

Kristy:or a talented dancer.

The cast:Each day I work, what fun it would be .I'll always do my responsibility.I'll do what I do so carefullyWhen I grow up to be big me.

Zack:Doctor.

Natalie:Zookeeper

Billy:Lifegaurd

Kristy:Dancer

The cast:When I grow up to be big me. 

*Song ends as Mario walks in with an umbrella*

Mario:Well this place sounds sunny........unlike outside 

*The rest of the cast greets Mario*

*Mario puts the umbrella on the table*

Mario:Hey guys

Kristy:I didn't know you were being a subsituite teacher today

Mario:I wasn't Natalie's parents called me saying they had to work late so I decided to pick her up for them

Baby Bop:Mario you missed the animals at the zoo

Mario:I did? I don't remember a zoo being near the sch-

Riff:And a really tippity top dancing showcase

Mario:You did a showcase to?

BJ:And a baseball game

Mario:I'm shocked you guys did this in one da-

Billy:Don't foreget when we went to the beach

*The kids start talking all at once*

Mario:Guys? Guys!

*Mario whistles as the kids quiet down*

Mario:Barney did you take them on some sort of adventure?

Barney:Maybe..............*laughs* but maybe we should start at the beggning  

Kristy:Good idea

Natalie:You see uncle Mario we've just been well trying on dreams 

Mario:Ahh I see

*Trying on dreams (reprise) starts up*

BJ:We tried on some dreams today

Baby Bop:And we found one that fitted just the right way

Riff:A dream that we could make a reality 

Barney:It was everything we hoped it would be 

Kristy:Well I had fun dancing to the music

Zack:I could help people if they feel sick

Billy:Keeping a close eye on you down by the bay 

Natalie:Showing people around the zoo real quick!

The kids:For kids like us the world is filled with promise. There's almost nothing we can't do.

Mario:If you believe and work real hard,you can make these dreams come true. 

The cast (Minus Mario):We tried on some dreams today and we found one that fitted just the right way a dream we could make a reality it was everything we hoped it'd be

Barney:It was everything I knew it would be

*Song ends*

Mario:It sounds like all of your dream jobs came true today 

Zack:Not all of them.....We still don't know what Barney's dream job is 

BJ:Yeah what is your dream job Barney?

Barney:Just look in the mirror and see 

*Mario,the little dinos and the kids look in the mirror*

*A giant heart surrounds the mirror*

Mario:That's funny......All I can see is a heart 

Billy:Same here

Kristy:Is the heart part of your dream job Barney?

Barney:I'm already living my dream job ................being all of your friends

The cast (Minus Barney):Awwwwwww thank's Barney 

*I Love You (New version similer to Let's Make Music's) starts up*

The cast:I love you,You love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love me to?

*The cast hold hands*

BJ:I love ya Barney

Baby Bop:Me to 

Riff:Love ya Barn

The cast:I love you,You love me we're best friends like friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love..........me...............to...........

*Song ends as the cast group hugs*

Baby Bop:I think I know what my dream job is

Mario:Really what is it?

Baby Bop:To be a ballerina..............BJ,Riff let's go pratice

BJ:Balete?!?

Riff:Here we go again.........

BJ:But sissy there are so many other jobs you could take like deep sea diving ,you could be a denisst or a

Riff:What size Tutu do you wear Beej?

BJ:Riff!

*Riff laughs as they dissappear magicly in they're respective colored sparkles*

Kristy:Sounds like BJ is going to have a hard time talking himself out of this one

Mario:Hey I have a great idea on how to end this rainy day........How does Pizza at the arcade down the street sound to you guys?

The kids:Yeah!

Zach:Now that's what I call a dream combanation 

*The kids exist the classroom set*

*Lion roar is heard*

Mario:..........Was that a................nah must been my imagination

*Mario turns off the light as the camera pans to the doll dressed in a hodepodge of diffrent outfits (wearing his dancing shoes and his bowite along with a baseball bat on hand a fish on the other and wearing a safari hat) as it winks

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