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(After the Barney Theme Song, we start off outside the clubhouse, then after a few seconds, we fade inside where the kids have camping supplies on the couch, or are holding a few things, while the Barney doll is sitting on the coffee table)

Andrew: *holding a clipboard* OK guys, let’s make sure we have everything for the middle school camping trip. Chairs.

Ethan: Check.

Andrew: *scratches it off the list* Ok, flashlights.

Madison: Check.

Andrew: Compass. That’s on the coffee table, so check. Next, the tent.

Madison: I think it’s still out in the garage.

Ethan: Come on, let’s go get it.

(the kids exit the clubhouse, as we fade to the garage, where Kylie is gathering sleeping bags)

(The kids enter, greeting Kylie)

Kylie: Hi guys.

Ethan: You got the sleeping bags, Kylie?

Kylie: Yep, sure do. 

Andrew: We came out here to get the tent. 

Kylie: OK. Mr. Carter dropped it off earlier. It’s in that box.

(Andrew, Ethan, and Madison open the box, and bring out the tent)

Madison: This is going to be so much fun.

Andrew: Yeah, I can’t wait.

Kylie: Well Mr. Carter told me earlier that the trip could get cancelled.

(All asking “why” at once)

Kylie: I guess it’s suppose to storm really bad tonight.

Ethan: Storm? *looks out the window* There isn’t a cloud in the sky. 

(One raindrop falls, until it turns into many more)

Madison: Aw man, it is raining.

Andrew: How long do you think it’ll rain?

Kylie: Mr. Carter told me until tomorrow.

(All of them groan)

Ethan: Well, we can do the next best thing.

(All asking him “what?”)

Ethan: We can have an indoor campout. We can set up the tent in the clubhouse, and pretend we’re camping in the woods.

(All complimenting him that it’s a good idea)

Andrew: What are we waiting for? Let’s do it!

Madison: Hold on! *pulls some umbrellas out of the box and hands them to each kid* We should probably use these. 

(All adlibing saying “Yeah good point”)

(fades to the next scene as the tent is now up in the clubhouse)

Ethan: Well it wasn’t easy, but we did it. The tent is up.

Madison: Let’s go inside. *grabs the Barney doll as the kids go in the tent and sit down*

Andrew: Wow, this is nice. It’s just the right size for all of us.

Madison: What do you think, Barney? *in Barney voice* It’s Super Dee Duper!

(kids laugh, but they get out, leaving the Barney doll inside, as Andrew zips it shut)

Kylie: Well it is nice….but it’s not the same.

Andrew: What do you mean?

Kylie: Well, we’re inside, we’re not out in the woods, and we don’t even have a campfire.

(We go inside the tent, as the Barney doll sparkles to life, which then transition back out to the kids)

Ethan: Hey, what was that sound?

Andrew: I think it came from the tent.

(The kids unzip the tent as they walk in, then we fade to the next scene, as we’re now in a forest at nighttime, the same tent is present, as the kids walk out)

(A familar chuckle is heard)

Kids: Barney!

Barney: *wearing his camping outfit and hat* Hi everybody! Glad you could join me.

Kylie: Where are we, Barney?

Barney: Well Kylie, I heard everything you were saying, so I decided to make your pretend campout a little more special.

Madison: Well this is awesome. Thanks Barney.

(All thanking him)

Barney: Your welcome, everybody. So, are you ready, campers?

Kids: Ready!

Barney: Then a camping we will go! *spin jumps* Whoa! *chuckles*

(Music starts for “A Camping We Will Go”)

All: A camping we will go, a camping we will go. Hi ho the derry o, a camping we will go. We pitched the tent right here, we pitched the tent right here, hi ho the derry o, we pitched the tent right here. 

(The kids crawl in the tent)

All: We’ll crawl into the tent, we’ll crawl into the tent. Hi ho the derry o, we’ll crawl into the tent.

Barney: Peek a boo! *chuckles*

All: We’re having lots of fun, we’re having lots of fun. Hi ho the derry o, we’re having lots of fun.

(Song ends)

Barney: Come on everybody, have a seat by the fire. It’s nice and warm.

(Everyone gathers round the fire, as Ethan and Madison sit on one log, while Andrew and Kylie sit on the other)

(BJ and Baby Bop enter)

Baby Bop: Hi everybody!

BJ: Hi guys!

(All greet BJ and Baby Bop)

BJ: Are we too late for the campout?

Barney: Nope. You two came right on time.

Baby Bop: Oh goody! *giggles* I just love camping.

BJ: Me too, Sissy. Camping is totally awesome!

Ethan: It sure is, BJ. Every year in the Fall, my dad takes me camping, and we go fishing, swimming, and go for a hike. It’s lots of fun!

Madison: Well, I’ve never gone camping before. I have no idea what to expect.

Barney: Well I know one thing you can expect, Madison.

Madison: What’s that, Barney?

Barney: To have a super dee duper time! *chuckles* Camping is wonderful fun, and I know you’ll love it.

Kylie: This is fun, but….you don’t think there are any bears out here. Do you, Barney?

Barney: Welllll……

(Music starts for “The Other Day I Met a Bear”)

Barney: The other day, I met a bear, a great big bear, a way up there.

All: The other day I met a bear, a great big bear a way up there.

Barney: He said to me….

Little Dinos & Kids: He said to me

Barney: Why don’t you run?

Little Dinos & Kids: Why don’t you run?

Barney: I see you don’t

Little Dinos & Kids: I see you don’t

Barney: Have any gun

Little Dinos & Kids: Have any gun

All: He said to me, “Why don’t you run? I see you don’t have any gun!”

Barney: And so I ran…

Little Dinos & Kids: And so I ran….

Barney: Away from there.

Little Dinos & Kids: Away from there.

Barney: But right behind….

Little Dinos & Kids: But right behind…

Barney: Me was that bear

Little Dinos & Kids: Me was that bear

All: And so I ran away from there. But right behind me was that bear.

Barney: That’s all there is…

Little Dinos & Kids: That’s all there is

Barney: There is no more

Little Dinos & Kids: There is no more

Barney: Unless I see…

Little Dinos & Kids: Unless I see…

Barney: That bear once more! 

Little Dinos & Kids: That bear once more (Barney: Whoa!)

All: That’s all there is there is no more. Unless I see that bear once more.

(Song ends)

Baby Bop: *giggles* That’s a silly song. *giggles* 

BJ: Yeah. I’m glad that bear didn’t get ya, Barney.

Barney: Me too. *chuckles*

(Bushes are seen moving around)

Madison: Well, if that bear didn’t get you before, I think the bear is gonna get us now….

(Kids adlib in fear, as the bushes continue shaking around, until Riff comes out holding binoculars and a flashlight)

Riff: It’s nothing to be afraid of, guys. It’s only me.

Kids: Oh!

(All greet Riff)

Riff: Hey everybody!

BJ: Hey cous!

Baby Bop: What are you doing here, Riff?

Riff: Well, I’m looking for animals in the forest. I’m also listening to the music they make.

Kids: Huh?

Andrew: How do animals make music?

Barney: Well that’s Riff for you. He hears music everywhere.

(The dinos laugh)

(A bird whistle is heard)

Riff: Hey, do you hear that?

Kylie: I know that whistle. That’s from a kookabura.

Barney: That’s right, Kylie.

Riff: What’s a kookaburra?

Kylie: It’s a bird from Australia, and when he whistles, it sounds like it’s laughing. Listen. 

(the whistle is heard again)

Riff: *laughs* Your right. It does sound like its laughing. *turns on his flashlight and looks around* Hey look there it is!

(we see a Kookaburra puppet sitting on a branch)

(All adlibbing)

Riff: That Kookaburra makes tippity top music!

(music starts for “Kookaburra”)

Barney: He sure does, Riff. Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merry merry king of the bush is he, laugh, kookaburra laugh, kookaburra gay your life must be.

Riff: Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, eating all the gumdrops he can see, stop, kookaburra stop, kookaburra leave some there for me.

All: Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merry merry king of the bush is he, laugh kookaburra laugh, kookaburra gay your life must be. Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, eating all the gumdrops he can see, stop, kookaburra stop, kookaburra leave some there for me.

(song ends)

Riff: Oh that was fun guys, but I’m gonna go look for more animals.

Barney: We’re glad you could drop by, Riff.

Riff: Thanks Barney! Alright, later skaters!

(All say goodbye to Riff as he leaves)

Andrew: *holding a flashlight up at the tree* Wow that’s cool.

(All asking Andrew what he sees)

Andrew: I spy with my little eye, a cute little furry animal, with short ears, a stripped tail, and it looks like he’s wearing a mask.

Barney: Oh I think I know what animal it is. *chuckles*

(Music starts for “Rickey Raccoon”)

Barney: Out in the forest up in a tree, there’s a furry little animal looking at me. With rings on his tail and a mask on his face, can anybody guess his name?

(A puppet raccoon is seen sitting on a branch)

Little Dinos & Kids: Rickey Raccoon!

Barney: That’s right!

All: Rick, rick, rick, rickey, Rickey raccoon. Rick, rick, rick, rickey, Rickey raccoon. 

Barney: He likes to sleep in the day and play all night, and he doesn’t say much, but that’s alright. He’s got a cute little nose, and a funny little smile. Does anybody know his name?

Little Dinos & Kids: Rickey Raccoon!

Barney: That’s right!

All: Rick, rick, rick, rickey, Rickey Raccoon. Rick, rick, rick, rickey, Rickey Raccoon.

Barney: Out in the forest up in a tree, there’s a furry little animal looking at me. With rings on his tail and a mask on his face, can anybody guess his name?

Little Dinos & Kids: Rickey Raccoon!

Barney: That’s right!

All: Rick, rick, rick, rickey, Rickey Raccoon. Rick, rick, rick, rickey, Rickey Raccoon.

(Song ends)

(All say goodbye to the raccoon)

BJ: Well guys, this is fun and all, but do you know what my absolute favorite part about camping is?

(All asking)

BJ: Telling scary stories! Mwahaha!

Barney & Kids: Ooooh!

Baby Bop: Uh I don’t know BJ. I don’t like feeling scared.

BJ: Don’t worry, Sissy, this story won’t be too scary. Besides, feeling scared is part of the fun.

(music starts for “Scary Stories”)

BJ: Sitting around the campfire, one of the things that’s fun, is to tell some scary stories….*sneaks up behind Ethan and Madison and scares them* and try to scare everyone! *jumps at Baby Bop* And try to scare everyone!

Baby Bop: BJ!

Barney & Kids: Cause it’s kinda fun getting scared when you know it’s not for real. Surrounded by your friends, nothing will get you, but you feel that tingely feel. You feel that tingely feel.

(Baby Bop in fear covers her face with her blankey)

BJ: When the story starts to get scary, giving me goosebumps galore, I just cover my ears and close my eyes. But first tell a little bit more. First tell a little bit more!

Barney, BJ & Kids: Cause it’s kinda fun getting scared when you know it’s not for real. Surrounded by your friends, nothing will get you, but you feel that tingely feel. You feel that tingely feel. Cause it’s kinda fun getting scared when you know it’s not for real. Surrounded by your friends, nothing will get you, but you feel that tingley feel, you feel that tingly feel. And it’s fun cause it’s not for real.

(Song ends)

BJ: *sneaks up on Baby Bop* Boo!

Baby Bop: Aah! BJ! Don’t do that!

BJ: Sorry, Sissy. So, does anybody know a good scary story to tell?

Andrew: Oh I know one. Wanna hear it?

(BJ and kids agree)

Baby Bop: *reluctantly* OK.

Barney: Don’t worry, Baby Bop.

(music starts for “I’m Being Eaten By a Tyrannosaurus Rex”)

Andrew: I’m being eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex, I’m being eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex, I’m being eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex, and I don’t like it very much.

Kids: No!

(BJ and Baby Bop glance over at Barney)

Barney: Hey don’t look at me!

Kylie: Oh no, oh no, he’s eating by toes.

Ethan: Oh gee, oh gee, he’s up to my knees.

Madison: Oh sigh, oh sigh, he’s up to my thigh, and I don’t like it very much.

Kids: No!

Ethan: Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, he’s up to my middle.

Madison: Oh heck, oh heck, he’s up to my neck.

Andrew: Oh dread, oh dread, he’s up to my……

Kids: Gulp.

(Song ends)

Barney: Well, that was an…….interesting story. 

(all laugh)

(Stomach growl is heard)

Kylie: Wait, what’s that sound?

Ethan: Was it a lion?

(same sound is heard)

Madison: Is it a bear?

Baby Bop: Is it a tyranas...tyranaee….

Kids: Tyrannosaurus rex?

Baby Bop: Yeah that. *giggles*

Barney: Oh my, I think it is, whoa! Wait a minute. I AM a tyrannosaurus rex.

Little Dinos & Kids: Barney!

Andrew: Wait a minute, guys. 

(same sound is heard as Andrew faces Barney)

Andrew: It’s your stomach, Barney.

Ethan: What a relief.

Barney: Well, I am getting a little hungry, but not for people, of course.

(all laughing)

Barney: But I know a stu-u-pendous treat that I always love to eat on campouts, and their just as fun to make as they are to eat.

(Music starts for “S’Mores”)

Barney: You get a graham cracker and you break it in two.

Little Dinos & Kids: We get a graham cracker and we break it like you.

Barney: You get a chunk of chocolate and you put it right there.

Little Dinos & Kids: We get a chunk of chocolate and we do it with flare.

Barney: You roast a marshmallow, you get it real hot.

Little Dinos & Kids: We roast a marshmallow, and we like it a lot.

Barney: You smoosh it all together and you take a big bite. Mmm s’mores, you know it’s alright!

All: Crackety crackers and lickity sweet. Mmm s’mores, their so good to eat. Mmm s’mores, a real camping treat.

Baby Bop: Do it again, do it again!

Barney: OK! Whoa! *spin jumps* You get a graham cracker and you break it in two.

Ethan & Andrew: You get a chunk of chocolate and you do what I do.

Madison & Kylie: You roast a marshmallow, you toast it just right.

BJ & Baby Bop: You smoosh them all together and you take a big bite.

All: Crackety crackers and lickity sweet. Mmm s’mores, their so good to eat. Mmm s’mores, a real camping treat. Yeah!

(Song ends)

Madison: But Barney, why are they called s’mores?

Barney: Because, you always some more!

(All laugh)

Madison: Hey guys, look at the stars.

(We see all the stars in the sky)

Barney: Look at all of them!

Baby Bop: Their so pretty! *giggles* I especially like that one, because it twinkles so brightly.

(music starts for “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”)

Baby Bop: Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are.

All: Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. How I wonder what….you….are.

(Song ends)

Baby Bop: The stars are so beautiful. *giggles* *yawns* But I think I’m ready to go to bed.

BJ: Well it is getting late, Sissy. See you later, guys. This was lots of fun!

Baby Bop: Goodnight everybody.

(Barney and the kids say goodbye to BJ and Baby Bop, then they magically disappear)

Andrew: This has been so much fun. Thanks again Barney!

(All the kids thank Barney)

Barney: Your welcome. And thank all of you for making tonight super dee duper.

(music starts for “I Love You”)

Barney: Day or night, wherever we are, it’s always fun to be with the friends I love. I love you, you love me. We’re a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?

All: I love you, you love me. We’re best friends like friends should be, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?

(Song ends)

(The kids say goodnight to Barney as they go to the tent)

Barney: Goodnight everybody. I had fun! Sleep tight! *chuckles*

(The kids enter the tent, and we fade back to the clubhouse, the tent still there, as they unzip it, and walk out)

Madison: Hey look, we’re back in the clubhouse.

Andrew: Our pretend campout was a big success.

(Others agree)

Ethan: Well I guess we should take this tent down. It is taking up quite a bit of space. 

(They agree)

Kylie: Wait, where’s Barney? *looks around* Oh. *walks to the coffee table*

(The Barney doll is sitting on the coffee table, wearing the camping outfit and hat)

Kylie: Thanks for everything, Barney. You helped make our pretend campout stupendous! *pats the doll on the head and walks away to join the others*

(Zooms up closer to the Barney doll as he winks)

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