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  • (after the Barney Theme Song, we see Noah and Jenna sitting on the couch in the clubhouse working on homework, while the Barney doll is sitting on the table)
  • Jenna: Noah, did you get "X=5" for Number 12?
  • Noah: Yeah! Did you get "N=2" for Number 7?
  • Jenna: Yeah! What number are you on?
  • Noah: I'm on the last one: 15!
  • Jenna: Me too!
  • (the two write down some stuff then write down their answers)
  • Noah: Did you get "K=9?"
  • Jenna: I did! And now, we're done!
  • Noah: Alright! *the two high-five*
  • Jenna: Hey, I'm gonna go ride my bike! Wanna come?
  • Noah: Yeah, sure!
  • (Jenna picks up the Barney doll, then the two run outside, then fades to them getting on their bikes)
  • Jenna: Here, Barney! You can ride, too! *puts the Barney doll in the basket of the bike*
  • Noah: Now let's ride!
  • (music starts for "Riding on a Bike")
  • Noah: Let's go riding on a bike today! One of my favorite ways to play, with steering hands and peddling feet, helmet on my head going down the street!
  • Kids: Riding on a bike, riding on a bike, we love riding on a bike!
  • Jenna: The wind is blowing through my hair! I ride around without a care, on the sidewalk up and down, I ride my bike around and round!
  • Kids: Riding on a bike, riding on a bike, we love riding on a bike!
  • Noah: When I'm biking with my friends, sometimes we play let's pretend! We're flying in a rocket ship, in outer space on a super trip!
  • Kids: Riding on a bike, riding on a bike, we love riding on a bike!
  • Jenna: We always stop at the traffic light, then we look left. then we look right! We ride around the block and then, we always ride back home again!
  • Kids: Riding on a bike, riding on a bike, we love riding on a bike! I make-believe my bike's a horse, galloping round a racing course! Giddy-up, giddy-up, riding so fast! I wave to people as we pass! Riding on a bike, riding on a bike, we love riding on a bike! Riding on a bike, riding on a bike, we love riding on a bike!
  • (music ends, as they stop riding their bikes)
  • (the Barney doll comes to life)
  • Barney: Whoa!
  • Kids: Barney!
  • Barney: Hi Noah, hi Jenna! Thanks for the bike ride!
  • Jenna: You're welcome! Would you like another ride?
  • Barney: Well... *looks back at the bike* I think I'm a bit to big to ride on those little bikes now! *chuckles*
  • Noah: Then maybe we should do something else.
  • Barney: Good idea!
  • (Cody and Bethany arrive)
  • Cody & Bethany: Hi Barney! Hi guys!
  • Noah & Jenna: Hi!
  • Barney: Hi Cody! Hi Bethany!
  • Cody: You'll never guess what we're doing tonight.
  • Noah: What?
  • Cody: Try and guess!
  • Jenna: Are you gonna move into a new house?
  • Bethany: No.
  • Noah: Are you gonna buy a new book at the store?
  • Cody: No.
  • Barney: Are you going to ride through the neighborhood on a big elephant wearing some shoes and a hat?
  • Kids: Barney!
  • Barney: It was just a guess. *chuckles*
  • Noah: We give up. What are you guys gonna do tonight?
  • Bethany: Well, Cody and I are going to a fancy restaurant tonight to celebrate our Grandmother's Birthday!
  • Barney: Oh, That sounds stu-u-u-pendous! 
  • Cody: But this is our first time going to a fancy restaurant, and I don't think I'm ready for this!
  • Bethany: Me either!
  • (Noah motions for Barney to come to him)
  • (the two walk over to the playground)
  • Noah: Barney! I think we should help Cody and Bethany get ready for tonight!
  • Barney: That's a good idea! It's always nice to help your friends!
  • Noah: The problem is, I don't have an idea!
  • Barney: Well, I'm sure you'll think of something, all you need is a good place to sit and think.
  • (music starts for "The Idea Song")
  • Noah: Oh, yeah! The idea bench!
  • Barney: Right!
  • Noah: I'd like to think of something I never thought before! If it doesn't happen right away, I'll think a little more! I'll sit a little while, imagine what could be, and a new idea might come to me!
  • Barney & Noah: I'd like to think of something new, something fun to do! Maybe solve a problem, or fix a thing or two! If I sit a little while I'm sure I'll see, a new idea might come to me!
  • (music ends)
  • Noah: I got it! I do have an idea!
  • Barney: That's great!
  • (they go back over to where Jenna, Cody, and Bethany are)
  • Noah: Bethany, Cody, I think we can all help you!
  • Bethany: You can? How?
  • Noah: We can all help you practice what it's like being in a fancy restraunt!
  • Barney: That's a great idea!
  • Cody: Do you mean it!?
  • Jenna: Of course we do!
  • Bethany: Alright! Thanks, guys!
  • (all adlibing)
  • Barney: Now, one of the most important things you should know about going to a fancy restraunt is using good manners, and that means saying two magic words, like "please" and thank you."
  • (music starts for "Please and Thank You")
  • Barney: There are lots of things we can do to be nice, sometimes they're hard to remember! But there are two little things you should never forget, from January through December.
  • Kids: He's talkin' about please and thank you, they're called the magic words! If you want nice things to happen, they're the words that should be heard! Remember please and thank you, 'cause their the magic words!
  • Barney: Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night, 'cause it's a great way to be polite! 
  • All: Please and thank you, they're the magic words! We're talkin' about please and thank you, they're called the magic words! If you want nice things to happen, they're the words that should be heard! Remember please and thank you, 'cause they're the magic words! 
  • Kids: Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night, 'cause it's a great way to be polite!
  • All: Please and thank you, they're the magic words!
  • (they go in the clubhouse, and fades to them inside)
  • All: We're talkin' about please and thank you, they're called the magic words! If you want nice things to happen, they're the words that should be heard! Remember please and thank you, 'cause they're the magic words!
  • Kids: Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night, 'cause it's a great way to be polite!
  • All: Please and thank you, they're the magic words!
  • (music ends)
  • Noah: Hey, I've got an idea! We can pretend that our clubhouse is a fancy restaurant!
  • Kids (except Noah): Good idea!
  • Jenna: And we should make the clubhouse look like a fancy restaurant too, but we're gonna need some ideas!
  • Barney: Well, I know what we can do! Let's take a look at The Adventure Screen! Everyone take a seat!
  • (the kids sit on the couch)
  • Barney: Is everybody ready to learn more about fancy restraunts?
  • Kids: Yeah!
  • Barney: Then here we go! *his magic turns the Adventure Screen on* Fancy restaurants are places you don't get to go to every day! Look, this restaurant has a fish tank!
  • Noah: I have one of those in my house!
  • Barney: And this one has big tables!
  • Cody: Very big!
  • Barney: And no matter what kind of restraunt you go to, it's always best to use good manners!
  • Waitress: May I take your order?
  • Adult: Yes, I would like some chicken, please!
  • Barney: Then after some waiting, it's time to eat! Mmm!
  • (it shows the waitress handing a plate of food to the adult)
  • Adult: Thank you very much!
  • Waitress: Your welcome!
  • Barney: And sometimes, you even get to have dessert after your meal!
  • (we see the waitress hand an ice cream sundae to the customer)
  • Bethany: Mmm, that looks good!
  • Barney: It does! And those are some of the things you should know about going to a fancy restraunt! 
  • (Adventure Screen automatically turns off)
  • (Kids clap)
  • Barney: Did that give you ideas on helping Cody and Bethany get ready for going to a fancy restraunt?
  • Jenna: Well, we're gonna need a table, except one that's bigger than that!
  • Bethany: And we'll need some chefs to make food!
  • Cody: We're gonna need placemats and menus, too!
  • Jenna: But we don't have any placemats or menus!
  • Barney: Well, this looks like a job for... *his magic makes the Barney Bag appear*
  • Kids: The Barney Bag!
  • Noah: Come on! Let's go work in the art room!
  • Barney: OK!
  • (they go upstairs, and fades to them entering the art room)
  • (music starts for "The Barney Bag")
  • Barney: Well, I've been looking in my Barney Bag, and I found a lot of things! Gizmos and gadgets, and odds and ends, and even some old strings!
  • Kids: So let's ask ourselfs the question: "What can we make today?" With imagination and the Barney Bag, we'll see what we can make today! Yeah! See what we can make today!
  • (music ends)
  • (a montage of them is shown, making placemats, menus, etc.)
  • Barney: Everything looks so nice!
  • (Kids thank Barney)
  • (BJ and Riff arrive)
  • BJ: Hi Barney! Hi guys!
  • Riff: Hi!
  • Barney & Kids: Hi BJ! Hi Riff!
  • Riff: What are you guys doing?
  • Cody: We're pretending the clubhouse is a fancy restraunt!
  • Bethany: So Cody and I will be ready to go to a fancy restraunt tonight!
  • BJ: Oh, cool! Can we help, too?
  • All (except BJ and Riff): Sure!
  • Jenna: We were just getting ready to decide who does what!
  • Noah: Well, since Bethany and Cody are the ones going to the restaurant, they should be the customers, and Jenna and I can be the chefs!
  • Jenna: Good idea!
  • BJ: Can Riff and I be chefs too?
  • Noah: Sure! The more, the merrier!
  • Cody: Come on, Bethany! Let's take the menus and placemats downstairs!
  • Bethany: OK!
  • Riff: Let's go set up in the kitchen!
  • BJ: Good idea! Let's go, guys!
  • (they each split up, then fades to Barney, Cody, and Bethany going to the main area of the clubhouse)
  • Bethany: Oh, yeah! We still need a bigger table!
  • Barney: Oh, you're right. Well, maybe I can help with that!
  • (with Barney's magic, he makes a bigger table appear in place of the one currently in the clubhouse)
  • (kids adlibing)
  • Cody: Thanks, Barney!
  • Barney: You're welcome!
  • Cody: Now, we can set the table!
  • (as they set the table, it fades to the kitchen)
  • BJ: OK, I think we're ready to start cooking! 
  • Noah: Not yet! We still have to decide who's gonna be the waiter or waitress, and we need some chefs!
  • Jenna: I'll be the waitress!
  • Riff: Awesome!
  • BJ: And the rest of us can be the chefs!
  • Jenna: Before I take their orders, I think I should practice! Will you help me, Noah?
  • Noah: Sure! No prob!
  • (Noah sits at the kitchen table)
  • (music starts for "The Waitress Song") 
  • Jenna: May I take your order please, whenever you are ready?
  • Noah: Yes, I'd like some soup, mashed potatoes, just one scoop! A turkey sandwich, and with that, I'd like a glass of milk!
  • Jenna: *writes it down* Got it! Here is what he ordered now, please try and fix it quickly!
  • Riff: First, he'd like some soups!
  • BJ: Mashed potatoes, just one scoop! 
  • BJ & Riff: A turkey sandwich, and with that, he'd like a glass of milk!
  • (they give her a try with pretend food)
  • Jenna: Here's your food, I'm sure it's just exactly what you ordered!
  • Noah: Yes, I see the soup, mashed potatoes, just one scoop! There's my turkey sandwich, and there's my glass of milk!
  • Jenna: Here is what your lunch will cost, I hope you that you enjoyed it!
  • Noah: Yes, I loved the soup, the mashed potatoes, just one scoop! The turkey sandwich and the milk, I'm sure I'll come again! Thanks!
  • (music ends)
  • BJ: Nice job, you two!
  • Riff: Yeah! You were tippity-top!
  • Kids: Thank you!
  • Jenna: Now, let's give them a few minutes to decide what they want to eat, and I'll go down there and take their order!
  • Noah: OK!
  • (all adlibing)
  • (fades to the living room of the clubhouse as they finish setting the tables)
  • Cody: The forks should go right here next to the spoons!
  • Bethany: And the placemats should go right here!
  • Barney: You two did a teriffic job setting the table!
  • (the two thank Barney)
  • Barney: You're welcome! Now, let's take a look at the menus!
  • (the two kids sit down as they look at the menu)
  • Cody: What should I get? Everything on the menu looks so good!
  • Bethany: You said it, little brother!
  • Barney: I'm sure no matter what you pick on the menu, it'll be delicious!
  • (music starts for "The Yum, Yum Song")
  • Barney: There are so many foods that you can choose, from chicken and rice, to vegetable stews! If you're willing to try, you can't go wrong! A little bit of everything will help you grow strong! Say yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney: Listen to your tummy say "Mmm! This food is yummy!" Say yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney & Kids: Good food is good for you!
  • Cody: It's good for your heart, and good for your bones!
  • Bethany: Good for your hair, look how mine has grown!
  • Cody: Good for your eyes, and good for your teeth!
  • Bethany: Good for your skin, and your muscles underneath!
  • Barney: Say yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney: Listen to your tummy say "Mmm! This food is yummy!" Say yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Kids: Yum, yum, yum!
  • Barney & Kids: Good food is good for you! 
  • Barney: It's so yummy!
  • Barney & Kids: Good food is good for you! Yum, yum, yum!
  • (music ends)
  • (Jenna comes downstairs)
  • Jenna: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! May I take your order?
  • Barney: Yes, I'm ready! Are you two ready?
  • Cody & Bethany: Yep!
  • Barney: Great! Now, I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with some fruits and veggies and a glass of milk please!
  • Cody: I'll have chicken with mashed potatoes, some veggies, and milk to drink please!
  • Bethany: And I'll have chicken with mashed potatoes, some fruit, some salad, and fruit juice please!
  • (Jenna writes this down)
  • Jenna: Now, I'm gonna go tell the chefs to start cooking right away!
  • (Jenna goes upstairs)
  • Barney: I'm so proud of you two! You used good manners while ordering you're food!
  • Kids: Thanks!
  • (fades to the kitchen)
  • (Jenna comes upstairs)
  • Noah: How'd it go, Jenna?
  • Jenna: Great! Here's the order!
  • BJ: One peanut butter and jelly sandwich, two plates of both fruits and veggies!
  • Riff: Two glasses of milk and one glass of fruit juice!
  • Noah: And two orders of chicken and mashed potatoes!
  • BJ: Now let's get cookin'!
  • Riff: Oh yeah!
  • (fades to a montage of working in the kitchen)
  • BJ: Riff, will you hand me the three glasses, please?
  • Riff: Sure! No problem!
  • (Riff hands them to him, but accidently hits him with them)
  • BJ: Ow!
  • Riff: Oops, Sorry, Beej!
  • (Noah pours two cups of fruit juice and one cup of milk)
  • Jenna: Noah! It was two cups of milk and one cup of fruit juice!
  • Noah: Whoops!
  • Riff: Now it looks like we'll need three trays!
  • (Noah accidently hits Riff with a tray)
  • Riff: Whoa!
  • Noah: Oops! Sorry, Riff!
  • Riff: That's okay! *chuckles*
  • (montage ends, and fades to them done)
  • BJ: Well, it wasn't easy, but dinner is cooked!
  • Riff: Let's go serve it to everyone!
  • (BJ, Riff, and Noah carry trays while Jenna holds the door for them, then fades to them coming down the stairs)
  • Jenna: Dinner is served!
  • (BJ gives Cody his tray, Riff gives Bethany her tray, and Noah gives Barney his tray)
  • Cody: This looks good!
  • Bethany: Yeah!
  • Barney: Oh boy! Peanut butter and jelly with fruits, veggies, and a glass of milk! My favorite! *chuckles*
  • (they start to "eat" then fades to them done)
  • Cody: That was great!
  • Bethany: That hit the spot!
  • Barney: That was super delicious!
  • Noah: Thanks, everyone! We're glad you liked it!
  • Jenna: See? When people help other people, we can do all kinds of wonderful things!
  • (music starts for "People Helping Other People")
  • Barney: That's right! Oh a waitress is a person who gives help each and every day! If you like to help people then being a waitress is a-okay!
  • All: 'Cause people helping other people is what this world's about! And a waitress is surely someone we couldn't do without!
  • Barney: A cook is someone who gives help each and every day! If you like to help people then being a cook is a-okay!
  • All: 'Cause people helping other people is what this world's about! And a cook is certainly someone we couldn't do without!
  • Barney: There are lots of other people who give help each and every day! If you like to help people then helping other people is a-okay!
  • All: 'Cause people helping other people is what this world's about! If you like to help people then helping other people is a-okay!
  • (music ends)
  • Barney: Oh my, I almost forgot!
  • All (except Barney): What?
  • Barney: I have a surprise for everyone, and you will find it in the kitchen! Come on, everyone!
  • (everyone goes upstairs and fades to them entering the kitchen)
  • BJ: Where's this surprise you're talking about, Barney?
  • Barney: Oh my, I haven't gotten it ready yet! But maybe all of you can help me! Bethany, will you get the ice cream out of the freezer please?
  • Bethany: Sure! 
  • (she gets ice cream out of the freezer)
  • Barney: Thank you! Now Cody, Jenna, and Noah, will you spread out and look for stuff to put on the ice cream?
  • (they look around the kitchen and put some ice cream toppings on the table)
  • Barney: And now my surprise is ready: an ice cream sundae for everyone! Just scoop up some ice cream, and put whatever toppings you'd like on the ice cream!
  • (all get ice cream, scoop some out, and put their toppings on)
  • (fades to them done with eating)
  • BJ: That was fantastic! Thanks, Barney!
  • (all adlibing)
  • Barney: You're very welcome! And now, all we have to do now is clean up! And I know a way to make cleaning up more fun!
  • All (except Barney): How?
  • Barney: Follow me, and I'll show you!
  • (Barney walks out of the kitchen, as everyone else follows, then we fade to everyone entering the living room)
  • BJ: How can we make cleaning up more fun, Barney?
  • Barney: I'll show you! *with his magic, he makes a little toy clock appear on the table* This is the Clean Up Clock! *turns one of the hands on the clock in a circle until it gets to the top* When the big hand goes all the way around, a bell will ring! Let's see if we can finish cleaning up the clubhouse before times up!
  • All (except Barney): Yeah!
  • (music starts for "The Clean Up Clock")
  • Barney: We're gonna clean our room, there is no time to talk! We're gonna start to race against the clean up clock! On your marks, get set, go!
  • (the big hand starts going around, while BJ, Noah, and Jenna go upstairs to clean the kitchen, while Riff, Cody, and Bethany stay down to clean the table)
  • Barney: It's lots of fun to clean with the clock, going one, tick-a two, tick-a three, tick tock! Cleaning up our room, and racing with a clock, going one, tick-a two, tick-a three, tick tock!
  • (shows BJ, Noah, and Jenna cleaning up the kitchen)
  • All: Tick-a, tick-a, tock, tick-a, tick-a, tock! It's fun racing with the Clean Up Clock! Going tick-a, tick-a, tock, tick-a, tick-a, tock! It's fun with the Clean Up Clock!
  • (cuts back and forth from the clock to each of the groups cleaning)
  • Barney: Keep cleaning, everybody! Your doing great!
  • (shows Riff, Cody, and Bethany cleaning)
  • Barney: It's lots of fun to clean with the clock, going one, tick-a two, tick-a three, tick tock! Cleaning up our room, and racing with a clock, going one, tick-a two, tick-a three, tick tock!
  • (shows the other group cleaning)
  • All: Tick-a, tick-a, tock, tick-a, tick-a, tock! It's fun racing with the Clean Up Clock!
  • (shows the other group cleaning)
  • All: Going tick-a, tick-a, tock, tick-a, tick-a, tock! It's fun with the Clean Up Clock!
  • (shows one group admiring their good work, then the other group, then both groups meet up with Barney near the clock, as the clock goes off)
  • All: YAY!!
  • Bethany: Your right, Barney! Using the clean up clock did make cleaning up more fun!
  • Barney: It sure did! You all used teamwork to get the job done!
  • Noah: Speaking of teamwork, Cody, Bethany, we have something for you guys to give to you're Grandmother tonight!
  • (BJ, Riff, Noah, and Jenna give them a drawing of all of them)
  • Cody: Wow! This is great!
  • Bethany: That's really nice!
  • Barney: You're all stu-u-u-pendous artists!
  • BJ, Riff, Noah & Jenna: Thanks!
  • Bethany: And thank you, everyone for helping us practice on being in a fancy restraunt!
  • All (except Bethany, Barney, and Cody): You're welcome!
  • BJ: It was great! Come on, Riff! We better get going!
  • Riff: OK, Beej!
  • BJ: Bye, guys!
  • Riff: Bye, everybody!
  • Barney & Kids: Bye, BJ! Bye, Riff!
  • (the two leave and they disappear)
  • Cody: Now that I know what it's like to be in a fancy restraunt, I'm even more excited than I was before!
  • Bethany: Me too!
  • (music starts for "I Love You")
  • Barney: I'm not surprised, because no matter where you go, being with the ones you love is always fun. I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?
  • All: I love you, you love me. We're best friends like friends should be. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?
  • (music ends)
  • Cody: I think we better go home, Bethany!
  • Bethany: Good idea! 
  • Noah: Have fun tonight, you guys!
  • Bethany & Cody: Thanks!
  • Jenna: Don't forget you're present for you're Grandmother!
  • Cody: We won't!
  • Kids: Bye, Barney!
  • Barney: Bye, everyone! See you later!
  • (the kids leave the clubhouse, then we zoom over to the Barney doll sitting on one of the stairs, wearing a chef's hat, then the doll winks)

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